Otto von Bismarck

A brilliant, pragmatic statesman and who worked to unify Germany and was the first Chancellor of the German Empire.
He practiced Realpolitik, a pragmatic approach that is often represented as Machiavellian.
He was called the Iron Chancellor because of a speech he made saying that "The great questions of the time will not be resolved by speeches and majority decisions...but by iron and blood."

He predicted that World War I will start because of "some damned fool thing in the Balkans."

Putting his poster on your office is a great way to piss off uber liberal college students.

"A conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence."

"He who has his thumb on the purse has the power."

-Otto von Bismarck

SL students shit a brick when they see a picture of Otto von Bismarck on my professor's wall.

by dangcmange2 November 29, 2009

Bissmire

Legendary Sex-beast often mistaken for mere man, who roams the world giving pleasure to beautiful women.

Women will often scream out "Bissmire!!" whilst climaxing even though most men's ego's will automatically replace this with "OH MY GOD!", which in a odd twist of fate is the only thing most women are capable of saying for many weeks after a night with the Bissmire

by bi.. erm.. smith April 5, 2010

bias wrecker

A guy or girl (ussualy in a kpop group) that will not have mercy on you and wreck your bias list. But that's alright!

Jimin is such a bias wrecker!

by RrginaMedina.000 May 30, 2016

bias wrecker

In k-pop you have a bias (your favourite member of a band), but you may get a bias wrecker. A bias wrecker is one who makes you rethink who your bias is. Usually in some cases,
your bias is the one who you can relate to the most, and a your bias wrecker is who you find the most attractive.

This is mine when I became an army:
Me: yep. Kim Namjoon (RM) is definitely my bias. He's so smart and cute.
*incomes Jin*
Me: ooo;)
*sees the way he dresses*
Me: omg:(
*speeks english*
Me: ahhhh!
*laughs in the famous Kim Seokjin way*
Me: that's it. I'm dead. Kim Seokjin is now my bias wrecker:)

Don't get me wrong tho, I love all of BTS. RM is still my bias, and Jin is my bias wrecker:) if I could have 7 biases, well there we go. They're all my favourite:)

by BangtanBoys7 September 2, 2019

bias wrecker

Say you have a favorite person in a group (bias), and then you see another member of the group that makes you turn your head away from your bias, place the two members as equals, switch position of liking, or start questioning who your bias is.

Insert Name Hey, who is your Monsta X bias? Mines is Kihyun.
Y/N It has to be Hyungwon.
Insert name Oh my God, look at these funny moments of Minhyuk. Wait who was your bias again? Sorry I was watching this and stopped listening.
Y/N Uh... I don't really know.

In that scenario, bias wrecker is Minhyuk.

by EpicFangirlingHoe May 24, 2016

bias list wrecker

Just when you think you have your bias picked out in a group a member has just jump in out of no where and do something really cute or really sexy. That's when you start to question your decisions.

Who's your bias in BTS?
Me: My bias is Rap Monster from BTS
Now who's your bias list wrecker?
Me: Everyone else in BTS (V, Suga, Jhope, Jin, Jimin, and Jungkook)

by BTS_ARMY95 April 5, 2016

Russian Bias

When analyzing the effectiveness of vehicles of the same tier in War Thunder, a popular WWII vehicle shooter game, one will find an unusually high amount of effectiveness in Russian vehicles, particularly in the mid to high tiers. This has led some to believe that gaijin (the Russian company that made War Thunder) biased it on purpose.

Player 1: KV2 sniped me from across the map... Russian bias...
Player 2 (the one who sniped player 1): xaxa

by RECKOCHET June 13, 2018