bames jond

a retard version of james bond.

wow, look at mike, he tried to jump from the roof and puled a total bames jond.

i hope i dont pull a bames jond when i try to jump these cars with a moped.

by bamesjond June 12, 2010

Blamestorming

Business meetings that devolve into finding fault for why projects have gone wrong, rather than looking for successful results. This is also known as postmortem.

After four months of secret meetings and public blamestorming, the Legislature will adjourn, having done some favors for powerful special interests and approved a budget that spends hundreds of millions of dollars more than the state will take in.

by The Commadore September 29, 2008

Blamestorming

Sitting around in a group discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed and who is responsible.

"Oh, great, we lost the Carson deal. Time for some more blamestorming."

by Zak May 3, 2003

beamesderfer

When you take a shit so big that it makes your dick hard.

Man I went to taco bell last night and boy it gave me a beamesderfer.

by dusty 20 July 17, 2018

Blamestorming

Where you all get to sit around and work out whos to blame for something going horribly wrong.

Today at work we all were called into the bosses office for a blamestorming session.

by Jewels49 February 4, 2010

bgawesome

When something is very sketch but would seem awesome to bgaw, a sketch individual.

A grilled cheese sandwhich is awesome.

A meth blunt is bgawesome.

Man #1: "You wanna hit of this meth blunt?"

Man #2: "Not really my thing, but that sounds pretty bgawesome"

Bgaw: "Shit sounds way too legit"

by redrangerA December 15, 2010

bgates

An insult to a special needs adult; derives from the name of Bill Gates

I kindly want you, my dear, to stop being a bgates.

by dangnuggets June 26, 2016