Björking

Menstrual period occurring in males during which blood evacuates through the head of the penis.

Sorry, I can't go swimming, I'm björking this month.

by Meow'Dib September 4, 2010

Borko

The best boyfriend there is! Sweet, charming,funny and sarcastic. A whole package with an amazing buteeey!

Did you know she is dating Borko?

Wow! She is the luckiest girl in the world!

by Catlady101600 April 10, 2019

Björk

1. The most creative artist of this era. One of the greatest poets and writers ever.
2. The genre which includes only one singer: (guess who!)

1. Remember the ümlaut in Björk!
2. Bob: What genre is Björk?
Me: er, Björk

by Mother Ocenia September 6, 2005

Blorker

An ancient insult only used in the matter of ultimate stupidity

"Your a blorker" John said laughing in Nathaniels face

by TheOpditMan September 25, 2022

Blorker

An ancient insult only used in the matter of ultimate stupidity

"How about you blorkup, blorker?" Phantern to Redd, Greeny's Grand Game, Apocalpeepy

by solarace February 4, 2023

borken

when you are broken beyond repair. so broken that you are borken. unable to form sentences or words properly

my computer is borken
i am borken
my whole life is borken

by mani 4 December 12, 2018

Bork, bork, bork!

A language modeled after the much beloved Muppets Sweedish chef who would often say "Bork, bork, bork!" Bork, bork, bork! usually puts emphasis on vowels and pronunces W's as V's, and O's as U's. The language is meant to resemble how a person who speaks sweedish would pronounce american words.

Bork, bork, bork! translation:
(It helps if you say it outloud)
Eh lungooege-a moodled-a effterr deh mooch behluvved-a Muppehts sveedeesh cheff ooh vood uften sey-a de "Bork, bork, bork!" Bork, bork, bork! eh-oosuly pootss effassis on-eh de vowools oon pronunceeze W's ez V's ehnd-eh de Oo's ez Uz's. Teh lungooege eez-eh mehntt doo reezembul-a ow eh perssunn speakks sveedeesh vood-eh pronunceez-ah ahmehreekaan verrds.

"Hey! Did you figure out how to change your language on Google yet?"

"Yeah, I even set it to Bork, bork, bork!"

by elgoog February 12, 2010