Etterman Towel

A dish towel used as a napkin. It is often shared among people eating in the same room.

Yo! Pass the Etterman Towel, this Mr. Scrib's Pizza is greasy as hell.

by Curbdog December 6, 2020

Fetterman Effect

Noun: A hipster politician

A tattoo with a Pa zip code

Someone who gains weight ,shaves their head and runs for political office

An individual who directs followers into a massacre or disaster(ie :Captain William Judd Fetterman and the Fetterman Massacre)

In order to appeal to the Youth Vote and gain National media exposure, Mayor Smith followed the Fetterman Effect.

In order to avoid the Fetterman Effect, the school bus driver studied a map carefully, prior to taking a shortcut through a minefield .

by Balingit December 2, 2009

Langley Foundation for Social Betterment

US Central Intelligence Agency

Ben - Did you see the CIA just disclosed the Russians are behind directed energy attacks against official Americans in Havana and elsewhere?
Harold - Dude, we don’t use the term CIA anymore! It’s the “Langley Foundation for Social Betterment”
Ben - Dude, you’re wack.

by Mil3druid4 July 19, 2021

David Letterman

When one says the wrong thing at the wrong time.

(To an African-American) You like rap, don't you?

by O.S. Lopez The First March 17, 2005

Bettman

A large human shit. Named after the NHL commish Gary Bettman who ruined then cancelled the 2004-2005 hockey season.

This slang is widely used in the Canadian cities Vancouver, Edmonton, Calgary, Toronto, Ottawa, and Montreal.

Wheres the crapper? I been holding in a Bettman for aboot two hours, eh.

by Debbie Doolittle March 1, 2005

Pull a Letterman

Banging as many co-workers as one possibly can and not paying 2 million bucks to cover it up. Comes from the October, 2009 David Letterman's scandal.

Jack: hey what do you think of the new interns?
Jim: I wouldn't be surprised if the boss Pulled a Letterman on them.

When I managed that Walmart a few years back, I totally Pulled a Letterman.

The first thing I will do when I get that job is to Pull a Letterman.

by DoriMoose October 9, 2009

betterharry

YOU SEARCHING FOR THIS, SHOWS HOW MUCH SUPREME THAN THIS PERSON AT GAMES..............

person 1: you suck
person 2: betterharry!
person 1: OMG HOW!!!!!!!!!!!!

by h4nt8i_real May 10, 2022