betowhy

A personality type characterised by rigid, linear and sequential thought processes. When faced with the problem of getting from point "A" to point "Z" persons of this type will automatically assume that they must pass through all points from "B" to "Y".

When the boss implemented a procedure for implementing new procedures and incorporating them into the office procedures manual everybody realised that the boss suffered from an affliction common to middle management - a betowhy personality and an inabiliy to see the big picture.

by zeb zotop November 12, 2011

Betentacled

With/containing lots of tentacles. May refer to:

- Mutant squid
- Bat-shit crazy aliens
- Japanese pornography

That Hentai's betentacled bro. Don't go there.

by doc daneeka May 16, 2011

Beto Chavez

1. A character in Chapter 1 of the first of the "Dime!" series of Spanish high school textbooks who acts rather shadily toward a girl in the library.

2. Anyone who says repeatedly, "Me llamo Beto...Beto Chavez."

3. Any sort of sleaze-wad.

"I wish that really pushy guy would leave those poor girls alone and stop being such a Beto Chavez."

by Bejesus May 7, 2003

Hey Beter

A dank meme, often seen in deep fried memes. This line is spoken by Joe Swanson on Family guy as "Hey Peter" but the quote has since been changed to include a B emoji instead of a P.

Peter: Hi Joe
Joe: Hey Beter

by kjrbkljvbwefvhweofhwofhweoifhw April 27, 2017

Betlog

Filipino slang for testicles

Betlog reveal of I get 1 million subs,

by Dfkemsdk9 November 18, 2020

monsieur béton

Someone with an enormous rock solid dick, that every woman dream about.

Look at Daniel over there with his huge weiner , what a monsieur béton !

by RobMichels December 7, 2018

ola beto

All about it, be about it, been about it.

Someone that represents words by actions. Not just saying it.

“He ola Beto fo sho “
“She ola Beto, she ain’t lying”

by Olabetolivn November 25, 2021