A large human shit. Named after the NHL commish Gary Bettman who ruined then cancelled the 2004-2005 hockey season.
This slang is widely used in the Canadian cities Vancouver, Edmonton, Calgary, Toronto, Ottawa, and Montreal.
This slang is widely used in the Canadian cities Vancouver, Edmonton, Calgary, Toronto, Ottawa, and Montreal.
by Debbie Doolittle March 1, 2005
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Get the Bethman mug.The man who Sidney Crosby is sucking off more than any other man. Probably even at this moment.
This Bettman is also the dictator of the NHL.
Sidney Crosby is the dick taker of the NHL.
Bettman is in love with his bitch Crosby. He doesn't seem to think there are any other players in the league to promote other than his cum dumpster Crosby.
This Bettman is also the dictator of the NHL.
Sidney Crosby is the dick taker of the NHL.
Bettman is in love with his bitch Crosby. He doesn't seem to think there are any other players in the league to promote other than his cum dumpster Crosby.
Hey dude, check out Crosby during the pre game warmups. He's got jizz still on his face. Gary Bettman must've dropped by the Penguins locker room and dropped a load.
Jeez, i wonder how the refs are gonna call the game tonight? Oh, i'm sure in the Penguins favor as usual.
Jeez, i wonder how the refs are gonna call the game tonight? Oh, i'm sure in the Penguins favor as usual.
by I. C. Nippz January 25, 2011
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by Peter Pecker May 29, 2021
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While taking a young lady coitus more ferarum (that's doggy-style) pointing to yourself in the mirror, just like Patrick Bateman does in American Psycho.
Mirror not really necessary - the fun is in trying to keep a straight face, knowing that she has no idea what you are contemplating.
Mirror not really necessary - the fun is in trying to keep a straight face, knowing that she has no idea what you are contemplating.
See the film for a graphic illustration of the Patrick Bateman finish. Additionally, I will bet the world that every man who reads this will try this finish the next time he gets a chance.
by Undercover Lover April 28, 2007
Get the Patrick Bateman finish mug.A nihilistic upper-class male who cares of nothing but material possesions, looking flawlessly handsome, and making absurd amounts of money. One bateman is rarely distiguishable from another due to the fact that they wear similar clothes and all sport the same chic haircut. Batemans are inherently violent, usually on a combination of booze, coke, and/or pills, and are above the law... so beware.
"Have you met nick's brother chad?"
"The one that works on Wall Street? yeah...that guy is a total fuckin bateman.
"The one that works on Wall Street? yeah...that guy is a total fuckin bateman.
by Matthew Benedetti May 12, 2007
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