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birthday beatings 

The one time of year people who both love and hate you have an excuse to hit you. Typically undertaken by males within the periods of primary school to college.
Did you hear it's Brookeys birthday today? Time to give him some birthday beatings!
Besting - adj - amazing, or the best ever

- vb - to do something amazing or the best ever
ADJ: Oh my God Amber, this cake is so fucking besting!
VB: Remember when Lindsay and Jake were besting it up when they decided to become a couple.
Besting by xXNoahSparrowXx September 19, 2011

Beatings 

What you give to your disobediant child when he/she doesn't do his homework.
"Bobby got beatings from his dad when he found him not doing his homework"

Nut Bustings 

When you ratchet off a nut on/in a lady of epic proportions.
I was carrying around a pound or so of pudding and I totally transformed into Nut Bustings on m'lady this morning.
Nut Bustings by Storm1979 July 26, 2011

Seasons Beatings 

The process of a Prison Guard beating the crap out of an inmate on Christmas Day
Yo Fiddy, didga see dat seasons beatings the skell on Cell Block C took from the honky hack?
Seasons Beatings by Unit 200 January 10, 2008

Besting It 

The art of besting. Originated in Wichita Falls texas, besting it is the act of straight gooning, but in the best way.
Yo bro, im boutta best!
Bro I was besting it last night and I accidentally bested all over my bed.
Besting It by Gapplebees October 6, 2025