Beanophile

(Alternatively: Fabophile)

1. One who has a strong fondness or preference for beans.
2. One who enjoys productions starring the actor Sean Bean.

It's the mark of a true beanophile that one can differentiate between the various cultivars of Phaseolus vulgaris and recite all versions of "Beans, beans the musical fruit"

A: What's wrong with him?
B: Him? Oh, he's just a Beanophile. Has to watch his beloved actor's routinely ill-fated characters die in just about everything they're in
A: Ah, true

by Charlemagne1993 December 22, 2016

Beanophillia

noun
1. a psychiatric disorder in which an adult or child is sexually attracted to a bean of any type

"why is he touching a bean like that, is he a beanophillia?"

by Expremo Michael Cockus October 30, 2022

Benophilia

The act of being attracted to a dead body, in a grieving sense.

I once knew a friend who had benophilia, and he constantly looked at pictures of his dead girlfriend’s corpse.

by sorbreoz October 5, 2020

Bernotas

The most shittest school you'll ever find in Illinois.
It has the most Drama I think.
Everyone are bitches/assholes.

Bernotas is a bad school.

by Screwyou(: June 24, 2009

Berno

a massiveley huge and italian hockey player...usually tends to live up north. quite a nice looking chap! likes to push people's buttons, but overall a good hearted man. a berno likes big comfortable beds and is quite popular with the ladies, is a respectful gentleman but is horrible at returning and answering phone calls and staying on the phone without falling asleep ;)...hard to reach...if you want to talk to him on the phone..you may as well just forget about it..but he is always an armslength away from his laptop so he is quite reachable online and quite often uses the phrase "rawr" when in an instant message session...a berno likes to tease but is really quite the sweetheart...=) and usually wherever you find a guy named berno..theres usually a girl named donna that likes talking to him

berno

by Donnaissexy February 10, 2009

bernon

to be high, do nothing and achieve everything. to be fucking awesome

So yea i just bernon it up.

by G_Phi_u September 8, 2011

Bernoodle

When you fail miserably over and over again.

Millen: "Wow man my life is a real bernoodle"

by Millenisawhore July 27, 2017