Bernard128

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by Mans_A_General July 26, 2009

King Bernard

to either masturbate or have an orgasm so intense it makes you go temporarily blind. The name is based off of a 9th century Italian king who plotted against Emperor Louis the Pious. Having been caught, he was punished by being forcefully blinded.

"Oh my god I was fooling around with a guy in bed and he King Bernard me for a whole hour."

by Entorwellian September 16, 2009

Bernardita

Bernardita is a really nice and sweet girl. She cares for her loved ones and will kill for them. She is very brave and strong like a bear.

-Dude Bernardita is so nice!
-Ikr!

by lilah p. September 12, 2020

Bernard

A tall, dark, handsome guy that is strong and brave as a bear. He always makes you laugh, and have a nice personality. He’s pretty much a humbled guy. He’s nice, friendly, cool, unique and a smart person. But usually not too focus at having friends.

Bernard is handsome. The realest person you will know.

by PeaceMakerFlies July 14, 2019

Bernhard

Bernhard is a name for just the toughest individuals in the world. In the name Bernhard is the word "hard" thats means that a Bernhard is a hard ass motherfucker. A Bernhard isn't afraid of someone and every women loves a Bernhard. The only fault that a Bernhard has is that he has a so large dick that most of the women die when they fucks a Bernhard.

*In a funeral*
"How did she die?"

"Bernhard."

by bernieboi September 12, 2018

Pierre Bernard

One of the best characters from the Conan O'Brien show (12:30am weekdays on NBC). His skit is named "Pierre Bernard's Recliner of Rage." He's a very soft-spoken fellow. Conan usually starts the skit out by saying "Are you comfortable, Pierre?" and Pierre responds with "I'm comfortable and furious Conan." It's very humorous coming from such a soft-spoken little guy. After Conan introduces him, he proceeds to complain about 'important' contemporary issues, well, important to him. They're usually very bizarre, random, and trivial, making it all the more hilarious.

Brandon: "Did you see Pierre Bernard on Conan last night, hahaha, that guy is hilarious."
Cody: "Oh, I saw it, it was brilliant, I almost crapped in my pajama pants."

by Cody Murray September 11, 2005

Bernarda

Beautiful, Loyal, trustworthy, fun, always laughing and smiling. Looks mean but smiles as soon as you talk to her.

There's not one day Bernarda doesn't laugh.

by TherealOG33 March 14, 2017