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Pull a Harrison Bergeron

1. To kill oneself as a result of not wanting to be part of a fucked up society.

(Harrison Bergeron is a fictional story about a government that handicaps everybody to achieve absolute "equality."
In the 1995 movie version of the story, Harrison killed himself on live TV because he didn't want to be part of the fucked-up brain-dead society he was born into.)
Sean was always involved in social issues even though it resulted in him being super depressed. Eventually he decided to pull a Harrison Bergeron because he just couldn't take it anymore.
by SnatchMaster17 August 20, 2013
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the bergeron

the act of pulling out of a vagina during inter course and ejaculating into your hand 5 times in one night.
he literally had to pull the bergeron 5 times lastnight
by HAX0 May 17, 2011
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Cassie Bergeron

a nasty bitch who sucks her cousins dick and or fucks her cousins. Also has been said to fuck animals.
Ewwww that nasty bitch pulled a Cassie Bergeron last night and did the nasty with her cousin
by Notacousinfucker97 June 7, 2020
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Tom Bergeron

some crappy television host that seems to represent 94% of ABC's program output. Hosts "Dancing with the Stars" and "America's Funniest Home Videos".
Jack: Did you see that crazy new reality show on ABC last night? It was crazy.
John: No. Who hosted it?
Jack: Tom Bergeron
John: Enough said.
by Corn Flake November 23, 2006
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Bergeron

When you push an opposing player into your star goalie in ice hockey, injure him, and let an amazing playoff run go to waste.
Look! That idiot just Bergeron'd his whole team!
by Dean and Brendan April 6, 2009
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lone borgersen

An extremely hot and well-educated woman, that excels in UML diagrams and wearing black pants. Is often mistaken for a supermodel. Young men from Fredericia are dying to be with her.
Guy 1: "Did you see Lone Borgersen yesterday?"
Guy 2: "Yes I did, I could hardly contain my excitement to be in the same room as her."
Guy 1: "Geez, I'm so jealous, if only I had met her, my day would have been much better."
by Three_Legged_Stud October 25, 2017
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Bergerpedia

That dubious distinction given to someone who has amassed a huge amount of knowledge, historical information, or worthless information and can provide said information on demand to fill in gaps, correct ignorance or just annoy others. Can have a lot of expertise and might be smart. He can easily provide information such as:

Almonds are members of the peach family.

A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.
It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.
Let's consult BergerPedia when he gets back from lecturing to settle the argument about which planet rotates the most around the sun.
by noanoanoanoa December 12, 2012
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