Jizz-berries

testicles; AKA your balls

America's Funniest Home Videos is just a bunch of dudes getting hit in the jizz-berries.

Every time I hear that song "Baby" I just wanna kick Justin Beaver square in the jizz berries.

by Mr.Dr. Professor Chester July 15, 2010

Dangle Berries

Dry encrusted pieces of shit that are stuck on to your anal hair.

I sure hate plucking these dangle berries out of my ass.

by Rancid randy February 25, 2004

Kringle berries

The little cookie crumbs that collect in Santas beard and mysteriously end up in your underwear and/or bed sheets while you're sleeping. Usually accompanied by sticks and coal in all of your presents.

I don't understand why I keep on finding kringle berries in my sheets mom, we're Jewish!

by Ranchgirls December 11, 2020

porn berries

testicles

i have big porn berries

by willis74 August 5, 2009

pecker berries

abnormal growths on ones junk aka genital warts

dude ethan totally got pecker berries from that chick in branford

by qazxdr56 April 13, 2010

Hoo-ha Berries

The monthly product of harvest from a female during her period. This is more descriptive of the chunks of uterine lining that are excreted during this experience. Also known as "fruit of the womb."

Man: "Hey wanna have sex?"

Woman: "Sorry, currently harvesting hoo-ha berries."

by Ambartre July 8, 2012

berries and cream

new starburts. the commercial made it popular

guy - you tried these new berries and cream starbursts?
irish guy - pardon me. what kind of starburts did you just say?
guy - berries..
irish guy - berries and what else?
guy - and cream
irish guy - *ahh ah!* berries and cream, berries and cream, im a little lad that loves berries and cream. berries and cream! berries and cream! im a little lad that loves berrrriessss and creaaaaaaam!

by Kaytlynn May 25, 2007