Beaded Rose

A cross between a pink sock and a pearl necklace.

I'm looking up Beaded Rose. If I don't see menstrual blood tonight, I'm going to be disappointed.

by FailTroll00100304 December 10, 2009

beaded necklace

Jizz around a women's neck after some of the weaker shots from a facial fall and land the neck.

Emily- Kate, guess what Josh did to me yesterday.

Kate- What?
Emily- He gave me one of his beaded necklaces!

by DianMight_12345 November 14, 2013

Beaded Curtain

A sexual innuendo-laced phrase coined by The Late Late Show's Craig Ferguson meant to send censors scrambling for a definition.

In an attempt to legitimize Ferguson's not-as-of-yet-dirty phrase, a suggested definition for a beaded curtain is a pierced labia.

Be careful when entering through a beaded curtain.

by B.D. Kurtane July 1, 2011

Beaded Curtain

The act of stimulating a partner to orgasm using only friction from braided pubic hair.

I went to Maryland once, I got a beaded curtain.

by Craig Ferg June 30, 2011

beader

A term for someone who is really lame. Can be used to replace the non bigoted use of "faggot". Originating from anal beads. Also see beady.

"Do you really have to point out all my grammar mistakes you beader"

Jim- "so the essay got moved to tommorow"

Tim- "man thats hella beady"

by toochainz November 19, 2013

Beadered

when you have had too much to drink and your head begins to hang...before you know it, your arm is your pillow...and on the bar your face hangs...

"why did phil go home so early?...he had 2 beers and 10 Jameson shots...that dude got beadered."

by The musketeer March 17, 2013

Beaded Curtains

Multiple piercings on the female genitals, specifically on the Labia Minora (aka the "Beef Curtains").

Dude, that chick I picked up at the club last night had so many piercings, her beef curtains looked like beaded curtains.

by MaxDamage78 July 1, 2011