Bannonite

A type of spiritual villian. The Bannonite is a street-wise pugnacious nihilist who wields an enlightened confidence in the anti-progress glory for this most unredeemable of all centuries. A prophet of salvation through self-preservation. A seducer of the weak and frightened souls. The leader of the fallen and the companion of the damned.

Although the term is made popular today due to rise to power of Steve Bannon, Shakespeare was the first author to discover the Bannonite concept when he meditated on the the nature and the essence of the Devil. Shakespeare's most memorable persona are Bannonites, such as Iago, Edmund and Hamlet. If Shakespeare was still alive he would sue the GOP for copyright infringement. Humanity has not yet discovered a type of literary villain more sinister than the Bannonite. We still see Bannonite villains all the time in novels and films -- for instance Tyler in Fight Club, the Joker from a Batman movie.

Putin: Now that we've put the Bannonites in the White House, everything is on its course.
Reporter: What will happen?
Putin: What happens in a typical Shakespearean tragedy?
Reporter: (thinking) ... Everyone dies?
Putin: Yes, my dear comrade. Everyone dies.

by londonsufist February 25, 2017

Burtonite

A happy emo, which may sound like a contradiction, but isn't. It happens. and when it does, it's called a Burtonite.

"Emma is such a burtonite!"

by The Original Burtonite May 3, 2008

bentensteiven

A code name for smoking weed, seshing, to burn etc. This is used amoung people when you dont want adults or othe rpopele to know what you are tlkaing about. The key word is Bent, which is self explanatory, and steiven is added for popel to notknow what you are tlkaiong about.

"Lets to bentensteiven!"
"Dude last ngiht the Bentensteiven was awsome!"

by Fransweasy November 26, 2005

Bannonite

Noun. Disciples of the dark lord Steve Bannon.

And Lo, I stood upon the mound and witnessed below the Bannonites in worship of their deity. At his left stood a Lustful, Orange Demon inscribed upon its forehead the name, BIGLY.

by Junksmen February 24, 2017

Chris Benoited

Modern terminology for a murder suicide made popular by ex wwe wrestler Chris benoit when he killed his family and then himself

Jaysus, I narrowly avoided being Chris benoited when she had that meltdown.

by Bigfishsmallpond January 31, 2010

benoîte

Benoîte is broken inside, but she is stronger than a bed bug. She'll never marry a musician again.

Benoîte is so cool !

by Mangeunsandwich November 22, 2021

Bentonize

made to look like a fool, a retard.

Don't Bentonize me, you son of a bitch!

by pee-pee hole March 24, 2004