Benidorm Fest

Spanish Eurovision selection festival, with a shitty jury that votes nothing like real people.. With 14 participants. First edition in 2022

Person 1: That Tanxugueiras group should win
Person 2: Nah, Benidorm Fest juries are stupid, and they don't know how to vote. They'll send some trash entry to Eurovision

by XabiPellitero January 27, 2022

Benidor

The art of inserting one's entire head into the vaginal canal. Bonus points when applied to anus.

"I'd give that hoe a benidor in a heartbeat"

by cjlDE October 20, 2008

Benidorian

British person who goes on holiday to Benidorm. British equivalent to the American phrase, Redneck.

“That Benidorian looks like they could use some sunscreen”

by FrequentBenidorian July 15, 2025