A popular muscle & joint pain relief cream.
More importantly, something never to be applied on one's testicles. Ever.
More importantly, something never to be applied on one's testicles. Ever.
'So, did you hear about Pete doing that dare with the Bengay?'
'Yeah, who would have guessed? I heard the doctors had to use two different ointments to stop the burning and then wrap up his balls. Poor bastard.'
'Yeah, who would have guessed? I heard the doctors had to use two different ointments to stop the burning and then wrap up his balls. Poor bastard.'
by Fruf August 28, 2007
Get the Bengay mug.bengek is when you laugh so hard till sound ngik ngik like the sound of bemo (angkot) and out of breath.
by agala April 3, 2021
Get the Bengek mug.A tall male figure who takes pride in making others feel good in a weird but comforting way. Is very funny and makes the people around him feel good. extremely friendly and nice, trustworthy and awesome.
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by bombonne November 5, 2009
Get the Bengee mug.The "Greaseless Muscle & Joint Pain Relief Cream". Bengay was brought to North America from France in 1898 and continues to relieve pain for millions of sufferers more than 100 years later.
Developed in the late 1800's by Dr Bengue, a French pharmacist, BENGAY (analgesic rub) is a medicated cream that reduces muscle and joint pain. The BENGAY family of analgesic rubs offers quick and effective relief to anyone suffering from muscle ache, joint or minor arthritis pain.
Product Description
Warm penetrating relief of arthritis and joint pain
Bengay Arthritis Extra Strength is specially formulated to penetrate deep down to provide long lasting and effective relief of minor arthritis, joint and muscle pain
Non-greasy, non-staining formula.
Available formulas:
Bengay* Ice Extra Strength, Bengay* Original, Bengay* Muscle Pain No Odour, Bengay* Muscle Pain Ultra Strength.
Developed in the late 1800's by Dr Bengue, a French pharmacist, BENGAY (analgesic rub) is a medicated cream that reduces muscle and joint pain. The BENGAY family of analgesic rubs offers quick and effective relief to anyone suffering from muscle ache, joint or minor arthritis pain.
Product Description
Warm penetrating relief of arthritis and joint pain
Bengay Arthritis Extra Strength is specially formulated to penetrate deep down to provide long lasting and effective relief of minor arthritis, joint and muscle pain
Non-greasy, non-staining formula.
Available formulas:
Bengay* Ice Extra Strength, Bengay* Original, Bengay* Muscle Pain No Odour, Bengay* Muscle Pain Ultra Strength.
Friend 1: Dude I've got such a friggin back ache from bangin your sister last night.
Friend 2: Really? Remove your shirt and let me apply BenGay's warm and penetrating cream on your back.
Friend 1: Euew dude! You fuckin' homo!
Friend 2 (scoffing): I just wanted to massage some cream on your back.
Friend 2: Really? Remove your shirt and let me apply BenGay's warm and penetrating cream on your back.
Friend 1: Euew dude! You fuckin' homo!
Friend 2 (scoffing): I just wanted to massage some cream on your back.
by NeverMindWho February 17, 2006
Get the BenGay mug.A top-selling testicle enhancement cream. First discovered by accident in 1947 by Benjamin Gaylord (hence the name) when he accidentally used some arthritis cream as lube and noticed a 20% increase in the size and potency of his family jewels. Use daily for best results.
Keith: Hey man my balls are too small and
Charles: You, sir, could use some Bengay!
Samantha: I only date guys who smear Bengay on their junk daily!
Charles: You, sir, could use some Bengay!
Samantha: I only date guys who smear Bengay on their junk daily!
by Rayne Darkshadow November 23, 2010
Get the Bengay mug.Bengy increases alertness, feelings of well-being and euphoria, energy and motor activity, feelings of competence and sexuality. Athletic performance may be enhanced in sports where sustained attention and endurance is required. Anxiety, paranoia and restlessness can also occur, especially during the comedown. With excessive dosage, tremors, convulsions and increased body temperature are observed.
Occasional bengy use does not typically lead to severe or even minor physical or social problems
AKA coke, blow, sniff, flake, yayo
Occasional bengy use does not typically lead to severe or even minor physical or social problems
AKA coke, blow, sniff, flake, yayo
1) whos chipping 20s to a bengy?
2)quater to 10 time for a beng
3)5 to 9 time for a line
4) guy 1: shall we get a bengy?
guy 2: might aswell get 2.
2)quater to 10 time for a beng
3)5 to 9 time for a line
4) guy 1: shall we get a bengy?
guy 2: might aswell get 2.
by rozza42 August 28, 2013
Get the Bengy mug.Jack - "oh dude i just got benney'd by that guy over there"
Josh - "thats nothing, just yesterday Johnny benney'd me with a ruler. He violated me."
Josh - "thats nothing, just yesterday Johnny benney'd me with a ruler. He violated me."
by JohnDo1 June 14, 2011
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