Benchwarmer

Somebody who hasn't reached any "bases" yet, somebody who has been single their whole life or is currently single

"Bob is a benchwarmer... He hasn't even gotten to first base yet!"

by ALonelyKea June 8, 2017

Varsity Benchwarmer

The act of being on Varsity in any sport however being benched thought the season. Varsity benchwarmers are the top top benchwarmers at school. Also known as third string, and a lacrosse player on a football team

Tom: Dude! I got into Varsity football!
Dave: Sweet! what position?
Tom: Varsity benchwarmer
Dave: I never heard of that position

Tom: Sure you have! every professional team has one
Dave: WOW! thats cool, all the girls are gonna think your so hot since your on Varsity

by Spazmeoutdawg February 20, 2011

bench warmer

One who doesnt get called up into play, hence sitting through the whole game and "warming the bench".

"Hey coach, can I finally join in?"

"Nah, why dont you do your part and warm the bench."

by tranquillo June 15, 2005

bench-warmer

A woman you've already slept with but have no plans to sleep with again unless you find yourself in a dire situation

Example1
Dude 1- What happen between you and Brenda, not talking anymore?

Dude 2- Naw, she's not really my type but she can always be a bench-warmer

Example2
Dude 1- Man im in desperate need of some ass tonight

Dude 2- Better call some of your bench-warmers

by Killa N Mizzo July 18, 2011

benchwarmin

When you have no money to spend. Pretty much the opposite of bein a "baller"

Friend 1: Hey man you gonna buy those jays when they come out?

Friend 2: Yea dude! I'm buyin 3 pairs!

Friend 1: Oh okay baller

Friend 2: How bout you? You gettin em?

Friend 1: Nahh, I have no money. I'm hella benchwarmin right now

by Priscillest October 9, 2011

bench warmer

The art of busting ass in someone's chair while unoccupied to allow them to bask in the aroma when they return.

This is typically accomplished in an office setting but can be enjoyed anywhere.One must be very careful not to shart when performing this gracious act.

"John just left his desk... I am going to go bless his bitch ass with a bench warmer".

by Storm Martin March 9, 2008

bench warmer

The act of farting in someone's chair while unoccupied to allow them to bask in the aroma when they return.

This is typically accomplished in an office setting but can be enjoyed anywhere.

"John just left his desk... I am going to go bless him with a bench warmer".

by Storm Martin March 8, 2008