benched

Removed from a game or removed from play; can be applied to any situation where one is not permitted to participate in an activity.

Derived from the sporting world where players often sit on a bench when not playing. A player can be benched for many reasons including but not limited to: playing or performing poorly or sucking, disobeying the coach or leader, unsportsmanlike conduct, not following the game plan, showing up late, etc.

Coach says I'm benched because I can't catch today.

Man I thought I had a chance with that cute girl over there but she totally benched me.

by pihmpdaddi May 28, 2008

Benchoud

Someone who fuckes their sister

Bro ur such a benchoud

by Wannn June 7, 2019

Benched

Another way of saying someone got put on strings or that they are dancing.

"Bro, Now That's So REAL! (on youtube) just got benched again!"

by Johnny is a stupid af name October 15, 2021

Benched

You’re online dating using tinder or hinge or whatever app and you’re getting along with someone, eventually you get their number and set a date but instead of ghosting you they put you on the bench while they talk to someone else to see who is better worthy of your time and effort making ‘you’ a benchwarmer.

Bro I got this girls number and I asked her out for Saturday night and she said yes.. it’s been three days since I’ve heard from her but I think we are still on, should I ask or do you think I’m being benched?

by Chrissypoo9992 February 18, 2020

Reverse Benched

The act of forcing a player to play the entire game (without resting on the bench) against their will as a form of punishment.
Derived from the adult recreational sporting world (or beer league), used in high intensity sports (such as hockey or basketball) played recreationally when out of shape older players would prefer to rest (or be benched).

At our late night beer league hockey game, Joe got reverse benched because he forgot to bring beer to the game. Half way through the game, he was so gassed he was puking in the garbage can because he wasn't allowed to rest.

by houlihouli February 20, 2020

benchod

originated in punjab, is the official slang of Delhi.Literal meaning is sister fucker but now its used to denote element of surprise, anger, shock or even happiness

Benchod!!!....you scared the shit out of me

benchod!!!...its amazing...do it again

benchod teri...maa chuda saale!!!

by delhi boy November 22, 2011

bhenchud

a hindi word meaning sister-fucker

yeh bhenchud ko golli marunga

by rza9 January 3, 2006