by Thor November 5, 2004
Get the Ben Franklinmug. While engaged in a sexual act, cut off the top of your girlfriends hair so she has a Ben Franklin-like haircut. Then Ejaculate on the baldspot u just made and put the hair back on. You my friend, have just done the only Ben Frnaklin
by Marky Mark Fa Sho May 6, 2008
Get the Ben Franklinmug. When you use snuff and sneeze so loudly and often in polite company that you are asked politely to be the ambassador to France and meet European royalty.
Person A : Where is Ben from accounting ?
Person B: He got The Ben Franklin now he works in the basement department polishing his stapler .
Person B: He got The Ben Franklin now he works in the basement department polishing his stapler .
by Urban Dick Tracey September 9, 2021
Get the The Ben Franklinmug. by forumsnow419 March 30, 2009
Get the Ben Franklinmug. by he was from hell March 10, 2005
Get the Ben Franklinmug. THE BEN FRANKLIN is actually one of the oldest sex acts in the United States. In fact, it was invented by Ben Franklin 10 minutes after his famous "kite" experiment. He used it on 96 of the 100 women he impregnated. He then improved his dexterity at it by repetition and by inventing bi-focal lenses. To preform it, wait until your girlfriend is on the rag. While she is giving you a blowjob, tie a skeleton key on the string of her tampon and rub an inflated balloon on her head. The gay version was created by James Buchanan, our only verifiably gay president. While you are receiving a blow job, you tie a skeleton key on a string, stick the key up your partner's ass, and rub an inflated balloon on his head.
Straight: Reginald, my pussy still hurts from the bugs being zapped by that "Ben Franklin" you gave me last month. I could have used that tampon as makeup for a Minstrel Show. Gay: Jebediah, when you turned a string of my shit into a glowstick by zapping me with that "Ben Franklin," I never laughed so hard in my life. Little did I know you would pull the old switch-a-roo and give me the oldest one in the book.
by Toby Doughbawaski July 25, 2008
Get the Ben Franklinmug. 1) To remove your penis from a partners vagina as you are about to sexplode, and then insert it into her tooter and kindly blow your load there.
2) Tie yo bitch to a kite wif a key on it and send her out into an electrical storm fo' whateva reason you gots.
2) Tie yo bitch to a kite wif a key on it and send her out into an electrical storm fo' whateva reason you gots.
1)Dude, I totally Ben Franklin'd my girlfriend last night. Don't have to worry about pregnancy now!
2)Yo, mah bitch pissed me off after some violent sex, so I Ben Franklin'd her ass. She dead. Don't have to worry about pregnancy now!
2)Yo, mah bitch pissed me off after some violent sex, so I Ben Franklin'd her ass. She dead. Don't have to worry about pregnancy now!
by biliardpenis9 September 26, 2008
Get the Ben Franklinmug.