Behoove

A favorite word among dumbass Navy Chiefs and fresh Ensigns. Bonus points if they pronounce it “bee-who-of”

Just to piggyback off what DIVO said, it would behoove you to update your NFAAS.

by KneeDeepInTheDank June 15, 2021

baloon

a word spelled with two "L"s.

Dude: Look at this baloon! I wrote 'baloon' on it!

Other dude: That's not how you spell 'balloon'.

by nobodyatallgoaway December 10, 2009

fart baloon

A baloon that is filled up with fart gas instead of air or helium by sticking the baloon in one's asshole and cutting a long huge powerful fart.

Look 'lil Teddy, I got you a bunch of fart baloons for your birthday party. Be careful with those baloons 'lil Teddy. If you pop them it will stink very, very badly.Especially the red fart baloon, that fat Mexican dude Frank Robertito blew that one up after he ate a bean and cheese burrito with a side of chorizo.

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 17, 2017

baloofeeus

delusional, crazy, goofy and stupid or all of the above. To be simply put "out of your mind"

That chick was straight up baloofeeus.

I cant believe that baloofeeus dumped me.

by anjosea July 20, 2009

befoolery

utter craziness; when someone's trying to be sneaky.

The fact that that chick tried to go to that concert without me was straight up befoolery.

by ClearBleac May 12, 2010

Begoogle

when your parents are trying to be cool and reference google.

Me: "you cant be facebook friends with him."
Mom: "too late. i already begoogled him."

by gogobuffalo August 13, 2012

Behoove

To be advantageous to or appropriate.

"Supposin you wanted to go hiking in the woods with Ralph, it would behoove you to wear nice boots."

by JulesTheCrow March 23, 2008