beloof 

Noun: A mistaken personal belief, usually about oneself, that was created during a time of trauma, resulting in self-limiting behavior.
Verb, present tense: beloove. Example: I beloove you just blamed me for what happened.
Verb, past tense: belooved. Example: I belooved my father when he said I would never amount to anything.

When I was three, and my uncle molested me, I created the beloof that I was dirty and to blame.

beloof by speigelr May 20, 2015

bloofindoogus

A person prone to mistakes and foolish behavior.

Man, Blarkin tested a fart again and failed. I found his pants in the diswasher. What a bloofindoogus!

bloofindoogus by chickenmcfweeb June 12, 2020

beloufolate 

it means whatever you want it to mean, use it to sound smart and make people feel inferior in your incredibly intelligent presence. use this to assert dominance around overly pretentious people. the absolute versatility of this word is vast.

person 1: im honestly just beloufolating right now
person 2: what does beloufolating?
person 1: you're too simple-minded to know.
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student 1: yo dude, i am going to absolutely beloufolate ms. giebink
student 2: i know right, i also hope gabe gets fucking beloufolated
student 1: hell yeah, double beloufolation

beloufolate by saltlampz December 4, 2020

bloof toof 

Ebonics for blue tooth.

Dat nigga got bloof toof technology!

bloof toof by Pedro2010 September 7, 2007

bloofer 

a (female) vampire; most probably from a child's mispronunciation of beautiful as in 'bloofer lady'

"the child... gave as his reason for being away that a 'bloofer lady' had asked him to come for a walk... The wounds seem such as might be made by a rat or a small dog..." (Bram Stoker, 'Dracula', Ch. XIII)

bloofer by Khuy-n-inpw June 10, 2009

blaffy blooffy 

1. An interjection. Expresses frustration, excitement, or surprise.

2. A noun. Describes objects or processes which take too long or too much technical knowledge to describe - often under circumstances warranting the phrase as an interjection.

Use 1. a) Where the heck did you put my keys? Blaffy blooffy!
b) Blaffy blooffy! You scared me, Elsa!
c) I had no idea you would be here! Blaffy Blooffy!

Use 2. a) I went down to the blaffy blooffy to get my taxes done.
b) Jeremy carefully pried the blaffy blooffy from the barbed wire
entanglement and rescued what remained of it.
c) If your blaffy blooffy isn't finished soon, I swear I'll kill you.
d) Come on man. Blaffy blooffy can't be that hard to read; i read 25
pages of it in the bathtub this morning.

blaffy blooffy by Vinny T Little C April 11, 2008

baloofeeus 

delusional, crazy, goofy and stupid or all of the above. To be simply put "out of your mind"

That chick was straight up baloofeeus.

I cant believe that baloofeeus dumped me.

baloofeeus by anjosea July 20, 2009