Bellini

A sorry mother fucker who thinks the world is going to come to an end

Joe your such a bellini about things

by Anonymous October 24, 2003

Bellini Day

A holiday in celebration of the prophet Bellini. Many years ago, before the Big Traffic Jam, a man named Bellini went to the store to buy a jar of buttermilk. Pausing to gaze at the majesty of an empty parking lot, Bellini was struck by a rock and died. On the site of his death, a buttermilk tree miraculously sprouted.

This is going to be the best Bellini Day ever!!!

by Tyler Pence February 14, 2003

Neefie Bellini

A man sweeter than an actual Bellini, he is a Neefie Bellini. Sweet, a bit tart, perfect to enjoy in the morning or the evening. Always bubbly and delicious.

I’m in love with Neefie Bellini, he is the sweetest.

by Jessica♥️ November 23, 2021

Ghetto Bellini

The addition of hard liqour to an orange or peach slurpee, or other frozen slushy drink. The etymology is derived from the similarity to the classic frozen Bellini which is made of peach schnapps, champagne and lemon juice with crushed ice. The word was first coined in East Vancouver and is a cure-all for those hot summer days.

A) "Shit man, are we gonna go down to Wreck Beach today or what?"
B)"Of course, but first I gotta hit up a 7-11 and get me a massive Ghetto Bellini

by Bin-con June 1, 2009

Eve Bellini

Turning your own behaviors around by throwing it on other people. Not just the act of projection but also the act of playing victim in doing so. Typical narcisstic behaviors personified in a single name.

My school yard bully was beaten up by my older brother but he started crying saying he was the one being bullied and that getting beaten up was proof, it's such a Eve Bellini.

by DrBott July 3, 2017

Bellini

When she sucks a small penis with a piece of rigatoni around it, and overtime the uncooked noodle gets moist and cooks due to the shlop/warmth of the suck.

guy 1: “how was your date last night with Sheba?”

guy 2: “type shit. she gave my pecker the good ole Bellini”

guy 1: “a bellini is nuts! I would prefer myself a jalopy :)”

by bigdoner420 June 11, 2024

bellini

When he finishes in your throat.

My neck is warm, but it’s probably just from that bellini.

by Weinhard March 26, 2022