Believe

To accept something as truth.

I believe you.

by HT January 26, 2004

Believe

Believe is cool as F***k ,alot of people think so 😌

Woow Believe is really really fresh wtf

by Some fresh guy November 22, 2021

Believe

Who cares what I believe? You won't even answer the question "Do you believe in God?" Motherfucker. If the church doesn't represent what I believe, why should I subordinate myself to it? Because YOU (as an individual) believe I have a responsibility to... You (in aggregate)? So I'm subordinating my will to you (in aggregate)(and that's not a narcissistic or solipsistic expectation)so that you can stand atop the golden mountain as the prophetic shepherd who got people to do the thing you told them to do. "Your beliefs don't matter. You should be acting in accordance with my beliefs." That is what the words you just said mean. (And if you don't I will collude with the conservative media for the purpose of your gaslighting and derision.) And that's the quiet part.

Hym "In the same way that there is no reason to believe that the Marxist's beliefs are motivated compassion for the poor (as opposed to hatred of the rich), one could just as easily say that there is no reason to believe your beliefs are motivated by compassion for young men but rather fear of delinquent men and hatred for people who you perceive to be freeloaders. I mean listen to how you talk about them. They have a duty to be altruistic (in spite of the fact that it decreases there sexual selection prospects) and productive regardless of the outcome (out of a moral responsibility to people whom your beliefs and/or outcome are irrelevant). And, in the context of your constant referencing of me, is the "jump off of a bridge bit" your way of trying to tell me to kill myself? Because that's like the second to you've told people to kill themselves. That's pretty common in the gaming world though some I'm not one to judge but I generally tell people to not kill themselves."

by Hym Iam July 28, 2022

believe it or not

1. Name of chain of museums, books, and TV show by amateur anthropologist Robert Ripley about things which are odd, unusual, or surprising.

2. In colloquial conversation, an event which is surprising or which seems unlikely but is (supposedly) true.

Def 1 examples:
Two-headed calf,
a man with father, grandfather, and great-grandfather all with the same birthday, or
Hindu priest who can drive a six inch metal spike into his nose all the way into his brain.

Def 2 examples:
Believe it or not, we are having twins! AGAIN!!
Believe it or not, she was choking, I was just performing the Heimlich maneuver!!
Believe it or not, I got the highest mark in the class!

by Edward Dow March 3, 2008

believe you me

An expression pretty much meaning "believe me", only with an unnecessary "you" inserted in the middle.

That was a hard test, believe you me.

by SammiSeldowitz October 21, 2007

BELIEVE ME

1. A phrase uttered annoyingly often by Donald Trump, indicating you should do the opposite.

2. Words that are redundant if you're telling the truth.

3. An expression that has come to be associated with habitual/pathological liars.

Trump has a "tell." Every time he says "BELIEVE ME," you know he's about to serve you a freshly baked slice of BS.

Yes, I did wash my hands after that dump. BELIEVE ME!

by denumb October 13, 2017

believe it!

The most horrid, terifying term in the history of anime dubs.
Derrived from dattebayo by a sick, twisted dub comapny in order to subject children to mind control via lame sayings.

In short: "Dattebayo" is a cool way to end a sentance. "Believe it" is not.

"I'm Naruto uzumaki, and I'm gonna become the best Hokage ever, believe it!"
VS.
"I WILL be Hokage, just you wait! Dattebayo!"

by Narutarded September 16, 2006