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Belphegor

Sleepy boi
From the game Obey me! Shall we date?
Belphegor is so cute~
by Pew-Bang! September 3, 2020
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committed bachelor

A man going his own way, living for himself, declaring autonomy and rejecting the expected traditional role as protector and provider for the modern woman who increasingly insists she is independent and equal while demanding more money, privileges and programs from the government and other institutions.
John is a committed bachelor because he refuses to get married to any of his girlfriends.
by Autonymous August 23, 2014
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bachelor hibernation

The time period between the three, big, love holidays, Christmas, New Years Eve, and Valentines day. This is a time when men become relationship free, to avoid, gifts, dinners, and long term relationship commitments
Tom Broke up with his girlfriend on thanksgiving, then... got back together... on February 15th. That's when he came out of his bachelor hibernation
by white choc March 1, 2011
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bachelor's boomerang

A rock-hard sock found under the bed or sofa cushion of a gentleman who is not in a steady relationship.
Freddy had no girfriend but his bachelor's boomerang was always at hand under the bed.
by prof_evil September 15, 2010
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Bob Belcher

One of The best cartoon characters in Bob’s Burgers. His children are Tina, Gene, and Louise Belcher, And Bob’s wife is Linda Belcher. His arch nemesis is Jimmy Pesto, and his 2 favorite customers are Teddy and Mort.
by cj-is-terrible July 2, 2019
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bachelor hibernation

The time period between the three, big, love holidays, Christmas, New Years Eve, and Valentines day. This is a time when men, become relationship free. Similar to a bear hibernating. Thus avoiding, gifts, dinners, and long term relationship ect.
This can be an even bigger bonus and a TOTAL bachelor hibernation if her birthday occurs, during the hibernation period
Tommy Broke up with his girlfriend on thanksgiving, then... got back together... on February 15th. That's when he came out of his bachelor hibernation
by White Choc March 3, 2011
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Bachelor Breakfast

Eating breakfast (or any other meal really) while standing at your kitchen counter instead of sitting at your kitchen table.
My dad drives my mom crazy eating his bachelor breakfast of burnt toast.
by Chris_K. May 8, 2008
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