by asdiomwioqemaiosdm June 17, 2004
Get the benicia mug.Crappy little town that is located directly next to Vallejo. The cops there have no real crime to deal with, so they prey on people who commit minuscule offenses such as speeding (27mph in a 25mph zone) or assault (someone gets bitch slapped and calls the cops). They're all on a huge power trip. In this town, nearly everyone is white or white washed. Most people are filthy rich or spoiled. Homelessness is illegal, and cops truck the poor bastard over to Vallejo. Most residence are either ghetto-phobes or ghetto mongers.
If part of the first category, the Benicia resident is uptight and lives in fear and hatred of the ever looming Vallejo, and blaming every problem in Benicia on Vallejo. (note, this is complete bullshit)
If part of the second category, the Benicia resident wears what he/she thinks is ghetto and talks like what he/she thinks is ghetto. While doing this, the resident generally attempts to be threatening but just comes off as pitiful and slightly comical. Also, threats made by such a character will almost never be carried out unless the resident is surrounded by 10 or 11 of his/her friends. In reality, if anyone has even a mediocre background in ass kicking even a whole flock of these residents can easily be put down.
There are some people who reside in Benicia who are fun to chill with, but they are most likely baked.
If part of the first category, the Benicia resident is uptight and lives in fear and hatred of the ever looming Vallejo, and blaming every problem in Benicia on Vallejo. (note, this is complete bullshit)
If part of the second category, the Benicia resident wears what he/she thinks is ghetto and talks like what he/she thinks is ghetto. While doing this, the resident generally attempts to be threatening but just comes off as pitiful and slightly comical. Also, threats made by such a character will almost never be carried out unless the resident is surrounded by 10 or 11 of his/her friends. In reality, if anyone has even a mediocre background in ass kicking even a whole flock of these residents can easily be put down.
There are some people who reside in Benicia who are fun to chill with, but they are most likely baked.
ex. A)Cop 1: Any crime out on the streets of Benicia?
Cop 2: There was a fight at the middle school so i called
SWAT.
ex. B)Resident1: OMG! There's a guy from Vallejo walking on
the street! Call the cops!
ex.C)Resident2: Y0 guyzzz1 im so d0wn to be thugg1ng i am
way off of the chainzzzz!
Cop 2: There was a fight at the middle school so i called
SWAT.
ex. B)Resident1: OMG! There's a guy from Vallejo walking on
the street! Call the cops!
ex.C)Resident2: Y0 guyzzz1 im so d0wn to be thugg1ng i am
way off of the chainzzzz!
by imamnotjono March 12, 2011
Get the Benicia mug.A religion in which the followers worship a pretty girl who may even be in relation to a friend. They do so by praying and carrying a book of Bezican at all times.
by Legitboi March 9, 2009
Get the Bezician mug.the hardest motha fuckin city in the whole motha fuckin state in the whole motha fuckin country in the whole motha fuckin world nigga niggas be gettin in truble for just sittinround by the stairs and we be throwin cupcakes and shit like that and fuckin rappin all day and sippin hen not like a chicken and fuckin poopin in trees holla fashigity my niggity pashizzy
ay nigga lets go to benicia "hel naw nigga unless you wanna get capped by a cap gun they dont fuck around they gots water guns and even airsoft guns
by t to the won to the papilla farilla July 28, 2004
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by Destiny. April 18, 2005
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-Noun
1. Joo Ji Hoon's fiancee
2. A rare gem found in the Eastern Hemisphere of awesome-land.
3. Someone who is obsessed with Visual Kei
-Noun
1. Joo Ji Hoon's fiancee
2. A rare gem found in the Eastern Hemisphere of awesome-land.
3. Someone who is obsessed with Visual Kei
by Alfred Lee Thatcher March 12, 2009
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