behemoth

A fat slut who likes asian kids with homo emo glasses.

The Behemoth's milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

by Voice of Reason April 17, 2004

behemoth

A HUGE SUV, RV or a 4x4 pickup truck jacked up with gigantic tires, usually with a pint sized bearded male driver or a soccer mom with a cell phone attached to her ear at the steering wheel.

" OMG, look at that ridiculous behemoth lumbering by!" (insert hilarious laughter here)

by Leigh Crutchfield May 27, 2006

behemoth

a massive man specifically of Italian nationality, usually has unbelievable strength, is hilarious, and has a third leg.

Danny Esposito is a behemoth.

by Giovanni March 07, 2005

behemoth

A behemoth is a foolish creature who likes to try to lick it's elbows, and gets terribly upset when it does not succeed.

1: what are you trying to do?

2: i'm so angry! i can't lick my elbow!

1: what a behemoth!

by akabonez December 02, 2011

behemoth

The act of one sucking another's penis.
oral stimulation from another person.
see blow job.

yo breezy, give daddy a behemoth!

by Joel l October 09, 2007

behemoth

Behemoth were a shit black metal band, they are now a shit death metal band

I'd sooner accidently sit on my aunt's 12" black dildo than listen to a Behemoth record

by mr smith March 08, 2005

behemoth

Stupid hot, tall, girl stealin' varmints.

That behemoth stole Sheena from me!

by Master Tonberry December 10, 2004