The Beetus

n.: a cooler, hipper way to say, "diabetes;" coined by a beloved walrus wearing a cowboy hat, who also may or may not endorse oatmeal.

"Uncle Smitty can now get his testing supplies mailed right to his home; he has The Beetus."

"Die-uh-beet-us, beet-us beet-us. Someone get me a sugar-free pudding. I've got the beet-us beet-us."

by Emmy Foofoo May 5, 2008

beetus nugget

Another name for a Cadbury Creme Egg, known to cause the beetus.

I'm going to have to call Liberty Medical after coming down with the diabeetus after eating too many of these beetus nuggets.

by Armath July 8, 2010

beevas

A hefty duke that stretches your asshole

Bruh I just dropped the biggest beevas known to man

by Leanah’s tits May 29, 2019

fetus beetus

Gestational diabetes.

During Karen's third trimester, she met Wilford Brimley at a convention addressing the fetus beetus epidemic taking place in Candyland.

by BigJondra January 24, 2011

Beesus

Beesus is the supreme bee god.
He has the power to put a bee curse on anything.
Beesus is responsible for words like “ombee”, “beemo”, and “beehee”

Pray to our lord and savior Beesus!

by banging fronk in the shower January 5, 2020

Beerus

Very powerful furless kitty cat who can destroy entire planets with a TAP!

Beerus is a god among gods

by Māśøñ May 1, 2022

Beeves

Plural of beef. Funny word.

Yo soy los biftecs (beeves) con queso.

by Paulie T. May 16, 2006