Grab two beers and jump

Something to do when some douchebag pisses you off on an airplane

Yo dude, I was flying this plane yesterday until at 30,000 ft, this douchebag pissed all over my Michael Strahan poster, so I had to grab two beers and jump.

by nosoyloco10 November 29, 2010

Bog Beers

The art of sneaking in your own drinks to a venue to avoid paying their extortionate prices then consuming them in the comfort of a cubicle.

Adam– “Where’s Joseph and Pete?”
Dan – “They’ve just gone for a few bog beers”
Adam – “Good idea, I’ll join them”

Pete – “It’s eight quid a pint at Adam’s wedding reception tonight." "How many bog beers are you bringing?"
Joseph - "Fucking loads”

by Phill Pea April 8, 2022

Friday Beers

The singular best account on Instagram. Takes movie scenes and edits them to be Friday/going out themed. Manages to actually get you excited for the weekend again. One of the few reasons to still use the app

Friend 1: did you see the newest post on Friday Beers?
Friend 2: no but I'm sure they knock it out of the park again

by dooleyspregame February 17, 2020

beerbortion

an abortion caused by drinking copious amounts of alcohol, usually cheap beer.

"i drank so much last night, if i was pregnant, i definitely would have had a beerbortion"

by yesgregyes May 22, 2010

beerboozled

When you are drunk and go home with a "10", only to find out she's a solid 3 in the morning.

Charlie: What happened last night?
Jake: I got beerboozled. The red-head i was with was a double bagger.

by Durbo14 August 23, 2017

Beeroligist

A Term used by the elite of drinkers to show their drinking skill and stature. A status symbol to be envied by tose who don't own a piece of drinking History. To be a "BEEROLIGIST" is to be the Best of the Best....The Few ...The Proud...The DrUnK....BEEROLIGIST! www.BEEROLIGIST.com

Dude your the man, you drank more than anyone here and you know more about beer than anyone. You must be a BEEROLIGIST!

by Robert Collins October 12, 2007

ms.beers

A fat elf who likes to scream at kids for no particular reason.

Ms.beers made me right another 5 paragraph essay and just left me there to cry

by S.Candle January 20, 2017