beeping the horn

Pre-shit farting. In reference to 'Dropping the kids off at the pool(shitting)

Hey Mikey, stop beeping the horn you smelly fuck

by Phinton April 6, 2008

beering

To go out drinking (beer).

My friends and I are beering.

by Honus November 15, 2004

beerlingual

being able to speak a second language fluently but only speaking it when you're drunk

yo did u know mike can speak spanish? yea, only when he's plastered though, he's beerlingual

by big c-dog June 13, 2006

Beercing

Getting a piercing while you are drunk, more than likely regretting it later.

"Dude last night Matt and Darren were so drunk they both got Beercings on their butts!"

by Kean Fannin April 17, 2008

Human beering

Term denoting the inseparable bond between humans and beer, well suited to explain to non-drinkers the biological reason for beer craving.

"Awww dude, my liver's gotta hate me, I've been beering it up aaaaall last week..."

"Hey, don't sweat it man, we're all just human beerings"

"True. Thanks man."

(sound of can opening)

by Larsssson May 23, 2009

OBD (Obsessive Beeping Disorder)

A behavioral oddity in which a person unnecessarily locks or unlocks his or her car multiple times even though they heard it correctly the first time.

OBD (Obsessive Beeping Disorder) is on full display in parking lot across America.

by Ae5Ea8 April 7, 2015

Beerpong Phonebook Rule

During the game of Beerpong. If one team decides not to rerack for an entire game, sinks all the cups, and wins. The opponents must take a thick phonebook across the face for punishment of the embarrassment. The opponents choose the side of the face. The rule originated from Youngstown State University in Youngstown, Ohio.

John: "Why dont you rerack, your going to lose"
Cody: "The beerpong phonebook rule is in effect, two more cups and your taking one to the face."

The game is finished, and Cody's team wins.

John: "What happens now?"
Cody: "Bend over and I'll show you!"

Cody has the phonebook in hand.

"SMACK, AAAAHHHHHHHHH!"

by lehartman September 16, 2009