beer

What god used to prevent the irish from taking over the world.

The irish would've taken over the world hundreds of years ago, but they haven't recovered from their hangovers from Guinness beer yet.

by Jewish Mafia June 11, 2006

beer

what men need to function daily

Its 6 a.m. damn it i need a beer to get going

by daman65 December 11, 2003

beer

this medium was launched to invite people to write their own definitions of urban life language (reflecting the zeitgeist). a democratic forum's idea that every accepted entry is as valued as one in webster's or oxford's.

this medium is not suitable for communication between two idiots. the nuances of speech, tones, humour, irony, emotion, body language etc are naturally excluded, thus per se dismissing what communication is.
Just saying.
You wanted it that way.

Have a beer for me too.

by Krkič May 4, 2019

beer

Possibly the best thing ever to be invented ever. I MEAN IT.

GIVE ME BEER. NOW, or I will hurt you.

by THE METALHEAD March 1, 2005

beer

...because everyone needs a hobby

dude, i'm bored. Time for a beer

by Joe Face September 3, 2005

beer

a substance imbibed by males which, in time improves the appearance of ugly women and should be purchased more than makeup cuz it does a whole hell of a lot more for ya if yer really ugly than any makeup ever will

After 15 beers, rosie odonnel becomes do-able

by king god the pharoah December 21, 2003

beer

Fuel for a persons sex machine

Beer good.

by flapjacks May 26, 2003