spread your beanage

a way of making sure that you create a recipe of chilli that crosses all types of beans, including chilli beans, kidney beans, pinto beans, and butter beans (at least 3 types of beans). Ensuring a spread of beans, aka beanage ratio within the recipe.

Jay: "Hey dude, this chilli is so good. I think there are at least 3 types of beans in this chilli!"

Matty: "Yeah, I always include a lot of different beans in my chilli. The key to a successful chilli is, you have to make sure, you spread your beanage."

by Slapping Theresa December 1, 2009

Beebage

beebage is the chubby-ness of a babies chest that sometimes looks like cleavage. beebage is a combination of the words baby and cleavage.

Chelsea, dont squish Charlotte's boobies together, youll make her have Beebage.

by bruuntang December 28, 2005

Thermonuclear Beanage

It's like a hydrogen bomb: You eat the normal beans first which causes the outer beanage (Bush's honey flavor) to create an uncontrolled flatulation reaction.

I just ate the second can of beans. OH GOD I CAN'T STOP THE THERMONUCLEAR BEANAGE FROM CREATING A HIGH PRESSURE ZONE IN MY INTESTINE THUS THRUSTING EJECTA OUT MY REAR QUADRANT!

by arecibo drake April 13, 2010

Beefage

Exaduration of the term "beef" as in to have a dispute with a person, or an on going conflict.

Dude, that kid has some serious beefage with u!!

by Josh June 18, 2006

bare beefage

Derived from bare, a term for much/many and beef, a term for a "problem" between two people or gangs. Bare beefage means that someone has got extreme amounts of beef with another person.

"I have got bare beef with you mate"
"Yeah well I've got bare beefage with you!"

by Slim Jim 3:16 March 19, 2005

Beanage

Too much beans to handle

“Dude, I got too much Beanage!”

by Player06Unknown February 27, 2020

beenade

A slur dreamgenders and dreamsexuals have coined that encompasses racism, sexism, homophobia, and dreamphobia in one term. Similar to the n-word but for dreamgenders/dreamsexuals. It is extremely offensive to use it if you are not a dreamgender/dreamsexual.

That guy hates dream? What a fucking beenade.

by HiddenBeans August 23, 2021