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Beefcream

BEEF-kreem

1. A person who lacks knowledge of anything beyond their own tiny little world. They are both very ugly and very rude. They lack basic skills of human expression and communication. They are to be avoided at all costs.

2. A person who cannot be recognized immediately as human; an unfortunate looking being.
1. I was accosted by a beefcream in the lunch line today, he cut in front of me, yelled really loud next to my face and sprayed me with his saliva.

2. Did you see that new receptionist in accounting? What a beefcream!
by H. Thoms February 27, 2009
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Beefkeeper

Beefkeeper

bee•fuh•kee•per Filipino origins

VERB

The act or art of treating beef by rubbing, kneading, patting, or the like, to stimulate circulation, increase suppleness, relieve tension, etc.

Slang. Attentive or indulgent beefing; beefery:
egobeef.

VERB (used with object), beef·kept, beef·keep·ing:
To treat by beef.

Slang. To beef with special care and attention; coddlebeef or "beef pamper":

The beefery beefkeeps its regular customers with unlimited beefkeeper attention.
"Ted is a Beefkeeper."
by Circus Demise Secretions September 27, 2023
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