bedford 

A small afluent juicy town located in the southern portion of the islets of red necks in a vista we call New Hampshire. Great for raising well insulated prodigy who love soccer and recreational pharmacological agents. Such beauty how we all interact. Too bad some sink and some swim. In the end, all that can be said is let's go to Wal Mart for great prices on everything. Happiness is an orgasm.
-Courtesy of the Bedford,NH department of tourism

Bedford, NH is a wonderful place to visit like a cat in a box that no one looks at.

bedford by mj777 October 20, 2006

bedford 

Bedford is a wonderul very wealthy town. abercrombie and hollister are scoffed upon and anything like gap, old navy or limeted 2 are a joke. Kids wear designer everything and they're familys have mutipal houses all around the world.

7 year old "are those the new guccis heels?"
8 year old " you know it I love your dior purse"
7 year old " thanks I got it while my family and i were vacationing up north in bedford"

bedford by keliew November 6, 2007

Bedford 

An average sized township in cuyahoga county Ohio. Lower middle class suburb about 25 minutes south of Cleveland on I-71/i-480. The population (unknown number) is 85% black, 14.7% white and I keep seeing this group of Asian walkin down my street. I think they just moved in. Known to have a low crime rate although petty crimes r common due to the city's mostly black, if not white trash population, which is mostly high school children and middle aged adults who stay at the house. Trapped between solon and maple the kids r constantly trying to prove they r more ghetto then maple, (were not) and ghetto enough to scare the wealthy white kids of solon (they dont) known as a marijuana hot spot, 99% percent of citizens smoke, (that other 1% make brownies cuz hes got asthma) and if u stand next to 3 ppl and none of them r drug dealers then chances r ur one. Regrettably we r still a suburb of Cleveland which means reggy and a lot of the time, low quality reggy. The key is to find the farm in the metroparks so u can have shitty weed for free at least. The police r lenient with citizens (especially if u get in a lil trouble so they know u personally) and do not penalize known smokers for smoking, or possession. But they're still undercooked low quality fatty Bacon. Lastly Bedford has a very rich musical community, as all citizens under 30 r willing to freestyle with u if ur cool. And even these 16 y.o. wanna-be's r pretty Damn good rappers

Aye man I'm done fuckin wit these Hudson fools its boring. Let's go back to Bedford and blaze up.

Dude. Fuck Cleveland weather. If Bedford wasn't such a tight town id already b in Georgia.

Where u from? Bedford. Where? Ugh. I'm from cleveland.

Bedford by Cory mu'fuhn D! August 7, 2011

Bedford 

Bedford, is the epitome of an eccentric, caring, thoughtful, and wise soul. Hyper involved and hyper passionate, seeking companionship. Strong protector and as loyal as they come, Bedfords will always be there for you no matter the odds. Extraordinarily strong for their height, you wouldn't want to find yourself pitted against him. He tends to copy every one else's styles barring the one that matters, the hairstyle. Bedford's are always down for the physical exchanges life has to offer. If you ever find yourself lucky enough to have a Bedford as your best friend you'll never have to worry about experiencing a cold winter night or a scary movie without snuggles again. The ultimate tactician and a man of infinite resources and sagacity. An outdoors-man to his core, one with his ever-present tomahawk, and excited for any challenge nature presents. Keep your friends close, keep your Bedford's closer.

Group: "I wonder if we could go explor- *Bedford halfway into abandoned building* -e that..."
Group: "Bedford no."
Bedford: "yes"

Bedford by _ChickenWing2HamBone_ January 25, 2019

Bedford 

A town where everyone knows everyone else's business. People reject outsiders. The popular kids play sports and everyone is high school smokes pot. A place where people come to die. Only one black person lives here, while the rest are white rednecks. Its not uncommon to see a tractor or a lawn mower driving down the street. If you make over 30 k a year you're the richest person around. The population thinks that anywhere but here is dangerous or dirty. When you're from Southern Cali, like me, you're a gangster and everyone looks at you as if you're a criminal. If you're a guy and dress nice your automatically gay. Everyone is stereotyped. Everyone is two faced. Your 'best friend' would probably double cross you for a moment with the sports crowd. The main-street consist of antique stores and the town has a grocery store and two convenience stores. The closest mall is 2 hours away and if you have any major cell phone carrier don't plan on using your phone here. Overall a horrible place that I wouldn't even send my worst enemy to.

Hick: HEY, I'm from Bedford!

Normal member of society: I feel for you, there is hope. Maybe someday you can get a taste of the real world.

Bedford by So.CaliBoy949 November 29, 2010

bedford 

commonly used term to cover the fact you are a grown woman going to or talking about twilight.

I am sorry I cannot attend your business mixer on Thursday night. I will am going to Bedford to visit some friends.

I wonder if that guy will go all Bedford on me.

This meeting is over. I have a call to discuss new developments in Bedford.

bedford by moofer November 16, 2012

Bedford 

Town in southern new Hampshire. Rich, Cocky town but good at sports. Most people think new Hampshire is just a ton of rednecks that's not from New England. Way too much gossip but there are some cool kids. Most towns surrounding hate Bedford. There is a lot of sex and drugs in Bedford. Each grade consists of around 450 kids. Dean Kamen creator of the segway lives there. Few Black people and most are some what immature.

"Yo dude I was playing football against Bedford and they are little S***s

"I saw a Bedford police car, it was a mustang"

"Where do you get your pot? Oh from some kids in Bedford"

Bedford by TryurBestBro April 14, 2014