Beaver Tail

When a woman's Super Maxi Pad with Wings creates a visible bulge through their spandex. Often confused with the Tranny Tuck, the Beaver Tail can cause mass confusion when spotted in a public place.

"Dayum, that Beaver Tail is working hard to keep out that flood of blood!" - Anonymous Wal Mart Shopper

by kelstermcgil March 10, 2014

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Beaverdale Bootylick

A rim-job given while in a public alleyway somewhere in the slums of Beaverdale. During the Bootylick, deadly bacteria from a homeless mans mouth will infest the anal region, and kill the recipient within 72 hours.

Did you hear about Dave? He got put in the ICU after receiving a Beaverdale Bootylick behind the Price Chopper.

by Thicc nugg December 17, 2020

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Beaver Tail

An older woman with natural titties that begin to sag taking on the shape of a beaver tail.

"Did you see that older woman with the big naturals? She is older so they are starting to look like beaver tails."

by KRS922 May 1, 2010

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beaver tail

a big gigantic flat sugary donut

with different toppings such as chocolate, whipped cream, or caramel....yum~

my favorite beaver tail is banana chocolate

by just desserts March 21, 2010

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BeaverTaste

1. A ranking system from (LOW) 1 to 10 (HIGH) used by men and lesbians to rank the taste of a woman's vagina. 1-Paris Hilton (Radish), 2-Britney Spears (Black Licorice), 3-Beyonce (Horse-Meat Dog Food), 4-Jennifer Lopez (Cabbage), 5-Rachel Bilson (Mellon), 6-Gina Gershon (Apple) 7-Jessica Alba (Coconut), 8-Eva Mendes (Banana), 9-Vanessa Lengies (Strawberry) 10-Olivia Munn (Cherry)

On my BeaverTaste list, the taste of Paris Hilton would make me bleed from the inside-out.

by the2ndflood February 15, 2008

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