Any family large enough to form a
basketball team, in any combination of just children and parent, or just children (including adult and minor children). Or;
A family of at least 5 children, including a baby
mama plus children from disparate baby daddies; or a baby
daddy plus children from disparate baby mamas.
Hey, that kid Mark from Bio class knocked up that ho bag Stacy, and she’
s already saying she’s gonna have the kid. Mark has more kids in his beaucoup family than any of the actual fathers in our class.
I finally told my mom that I’m preggers again. She flipped out, and was like: “You know,
people are going to think we’re from the
ghetto.” And then she walked out. I wanted to be like “Be-atch, I’m a lawyer, I make 6 figures, I own my own house, and I drive a lightly-used Lexus- my beaucoup family of 6 kids will be movin’ on up into Holmby Hills- NOT the
ghetto!”