Beamsvillian

A person who lives in Beamsville, who is:
i) a wannabe drug dealer
ii) a petty thief
iii) a farmer

Beamsvillians enjoy a number of great past times, most popular is cow tipping.

"That Beamsvillian is drunk again. Tell him to stop humping the wall, dangit KARL!"

by deadlights11 May 13, 2005

Beamsville

A small city in Ontario. Part of the Niagara Region. One of the few cities that consist of Lincoln.
Most portions of it are agricultural, but in the downtown area it is very urbanized.
SOME schools include; Senitor Gibson, Jacob Beam, St. Mark's, Beamsville District Secondary School, and Great Lakes Christian College.
Rumors include that everyone is either a farmer or a druggie, when in fact that is entirely fiction.

Hey, let's go to downtown Beamsville and hang out at the Tim Horton's!

by mk777 December 12, 2010

Brentsville District High School

Brentsville High school is full of country white boys. Nothing good comes out of the school. Its called the most racist school of Prince William County.......in reality they aren't wrong. Not to mention they are homophobic but that's okay. There are little to none good looking girls at the school and the guys are not any better. The only thing that is going for the school is the football team but that's probably gonna go downhill in the next years.

"Brentsville District High School is a country school"

by lmaoidfc December 22, 2021

Batesville

Batesville is a small city of about 6-8 thousand residents. It was founded in the mid 1800's by George Dunn and Joshua Bates who is believed to be the origin of the name. Batesville is geographically noted for being about half way between Cincinnati OH, Indianapolis IN, and Louisville KY. Batesville is known for having one of the largest casket making companies in the world, Batesville Casket, it has also for decades housed the headquarters for Hill-Rom. Batesville was built near forests of Locust Trees which are known for their durable, hard, non-rotting wood. Batesville is known for having a close knit community. The crime rate is a very small percentage thanks to the community work done by the local churches and residents. Batesville is a Catholic city with a Baptist church, a couple Luthern, a couple non-denominational Christian, a Methodist, and a few other little churches. Life in Batesville is nice it's not touristy but if you like small city's you'll love Batesville. With several city parks a library a public pool a YMCA, restaurants in many places, an award winning Highschool for academics how could you not? It's a nice calm place to settle down.

I think that Hill-Rom hospital bed was made in Batesville!

by Dracoe January 29, 2012

Beachville

Welcome to Beachville Ontario, the town that only contains five roads and less than 10 people. Featuring where the first recorded baseball game took place... yet USA claims that one.

Man that town's like beachville; small with almost nothing in it

by BeachvilleKid February 23, 2011

batesville

A play off of the movie Pyscho, Bates Motel. A town where dreams go to die. A sink hole in which every resident either wants to get out, or is bat shit crazy.

I gotta bail on this town man, it's a batesville.

by David Bedlam July 2, 2008

Buttsville

An area in Dungeons and Dragons where the party decides to go rather than the obvious story related place.

Lucius: "Hey lets travel to Buttsville instead of The Kingdom of the Ice Dwarfs!"
Dungeon Master: *Groans*

by DieCheese March 7, 2019