Beat off

When two guys stand face to face, with a third guy in between them jacking off both guys at the same time. The first guy to jizz wins the prize of getting a cold, metal dildo

Jason won beat off when tony gave him a hand job that he couldnt resist

by ,aw3t68936 June 16, 2009

beat-off

1. A total loser; a completely pathetic and lame person, usually obvliious to how much balls they suck.
THis can also be used as an adjective.

"That dude over there thinks he's hot shit, but he's a total fucking beat-off."
"Yeah, man. This party is totally beat-off"

by Crambrose E. Burnside November 13, 2006

beat off

when man is horny and taks it off his bake buy beating off

ohh dam she was fine i am going to beat off now

by andy January 18, 2004

beat off

Go fuck yourself

He was being a dick so I told him to go beat off.

by Mike September 13, 2003

Beat Off!

A spin put on the popular cancer braclets. a braclet supporting the research for the cure to testicular cancer, sporting the tagline 'beat off testicular cancer'

Dude check out my new Beat Off! braclet.

by George Hoefer March 10, 2005

beating off

when a girl puts a trashcan between her legs and rubs on it

She's beating off and laughing about it!!

by Anonymous October 29, 2003

butter beat off

When you get a hand job while your dick is in a tub of popcorn at the movies.

“Put your Dick in the popcorn. I wanna give you a butter beat off”

by Changaa November 18, 2020