beaters remorse

That instant shame you feel after beating your meat to some fucked up porn.

Also, the shame you feel when you beat off instead of going out and meeting girls

"Man I just beat it to two girls one cup. Instant beaters remorse."

"I live a life plagued with beaters remorse."

by facebook_user January 2, 2017

Deca-beaters

The act of giving or receiving ten times the normal amount of beaters

Rachael was about to give Sarah the Deca-beaters

by Bigbeaters21 December 12, 2018

dick-beaters

(noun) Slang term referring someone's hands and/or fingers, oftentimes in a disparaging way.

Before he set off on his weekend away from home Thomas told his neighbor, Terry, "Now I expect to find all of my possessions and personal property to be right where I last left everything when I return on Monday. In short, keep your goddamn dick-beaters off of anything that does not belong to you."

by Nikki Stixx February 16, 2021

dick beaters

The hands of a male which are used to manually pleasure himself in order to satisfy his sexual frustration.

Dont touch me with your crusty dick beaters!

by SeptiK September 7, 2003

wife beaters

A tank top usually white

Yo' it's hot as shit outside. I think Ima put on my wife beater.

by L-boogie June 22, 2003

Meat Beaters

Refers to some ones hands in a offensive manor.

Keep your meat beaters off my nachos hooker!

by One bleeding testicle in a box June 25, 2005

Little dick beaters

Girl hands.

Bro you got some little dick beaters

by BIG OH a little shady November 13, 2010