beater

(noun) a paddler who is terrible at paddling, usually in a kayak, canoe, or raft, and usually swimming in every rapid

beatering (verb)
the action of being a beater
Look at that beater beatering in that class II hole, he must be feeling the wrath of Jah.
by Magikarpie April 27, 2015
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A beta-tester in a video game at which he/she plays unfairly or he/she cheats during the beta test. Most commonly in Sword Art Online.
Guy 1: "Hey how did you get so far on the first day in this game?"
Guy 2: "Because I knew all the shortcuts."
Guy 1: "No way! You can't do that! Your a cheater!"
Guy 2: "It's not cheating if you beta test the game."
Guy 1: "Your a Cheater and a Beta tester? Your a beater!"
Guy 2: "Hell I like that name."
by thenegativedegree July 04, 2014
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An extremely shitty car.Also known as a shitter or junker
Yo your whip is a beater.
Fuck you bitch
by Big Smoke Dogg November 18, 2003
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A term used at Utah ski areas (Alta, Snowbird) to describe a tourist of inferior skiing ability. This noun was coined due to the distinctive sound made by a skier, tangled in their own equipment, tumbling down a steep ski slope.
Look at that Beater on the expert terrain; he is going to die.

One Skier to another: "Nice face plant, you're such a Beater!"

Go ski Nebraska you frickin Beater!
by Kurty December 06, 2006
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1. An old cheap car.

2. A tank-top like undershirt that has vertical stripes.

3. Short for "beat her".
1. I drive an old beater.

2. My beater is so comfortable, I could wear it all the time.

3. I'm so mad I think I'm going to take off my shirt and beater. (this is a double pun because if the guy is wearing a beater under his shirt then he is in the act of beatingwearing a wife beater and he is also going to "beat her".)
by Klosterman6969 July 31, 2004
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A sleeveless undershirt usually worn by, non other than wife beaters. (Usually worn by itself with no top shirt a popular piece of clothing for your assorted hicks, rednecks, and trailer trash type persons)
Yo that kids wereing a beater.

Hey Billy Joe, hasnt Jim Bob been werein that same beater for two weeks.
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A fat-assed white chick who dates only black guys.

Black guys have 2 sets of girlfriends. 1. Thier baby mommas, who are usually black and dont take shit from his lazy ass. 2. A usually plump blonde who submits to his every whim, usually paying for his cell-phone bills and driving him around in her red ford tempo while he smokes menthol cigarettes. He is also usually shorter than her, and a real gangsta wannabe. She gets beat around by him on occasion, hence BEATER. EG"Hey, check out that little skinny black dude with that fat-assed white blonde! SHES A BEATER!"
by Jason Hump January 15, 2008
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