Beaster

On Pascha (Easter), your buddies come over with cans of beast (milwaukee best). You paint the cans, hide them, and have a beast hunt.

Guy 1: Hey, what are you doing for zombie Jesus day?
Guy 2: Having a Beaster hunt, of course!

by TronXXX March 20, 2008

Beaster

(n.) An especially ugly girl or woman.

(adj.) Physically grotesque or unattractive. Ugly.

(n.) Damn. Who brought Sarah to the party? She is a straight beaster.

(adj.) That chick Dougie fucked last night had a good body, but her face was fuckin' beaster.

by fencecat42 November 26, 2010

beaster

weed that has been over-fertilized.

At least beaster is better than reggie bush.

by AlGREENBITCH! March 13, 2010

Beaster Bunny

The Easter bunny's evil twin.. he is black as coal..his eyes like fiery rubies. He carries a Hatchet and a basket ...filled with the heads and hands of bad children... he prowls from house to house Easter eve to punish bad children in varying degrees of severity based on their misdeeds. For the good children he leaves peanut butter eggs and other chocolate confections.

Better listen to your Ma...tonight the Beaster bunny comes

by Willie shaverpus April 16, 2022

beaster denial

After purchasing a bag of marijuana you thought was chronic, turns out to be in fact the dreaded beasters, the customer is in a state of utter disbelief and shock and refuses to accept the harsh beaster truth, even though his friend instantly smelled the beasters upon initial inspection.

Friend 1:"Hey man, you want to check out the weed I have right now, it is some heady shit."
Friend 2: (upon inspection) "Oh snap you got robbed, those are the beastiest beasters i ever laid my bleedin eyes on you beastcase. And they smell like hay."
Friend 1:"No way dude, I paid twenty a G for these buds!"
Friend 2:"Wow, looks like you are experiencing a classic case of beaster denial."

by Person.0001 April 26, 2011

Beaster Turd

A primordial turd having many animalistic qualities, ferocious and wild in both sight and smell.

I just unleashed a beaster turd, it's tearing up the whole bathroom. Damn, that thing is the king of the jungle.

by D Roos June 1, 2011

Beaster Strain

Commonly referred to as (Beaster Nuggets) or simply (Beasters) is a specific strain of marijuana produced in B.C. Vancouver, Canada in the 1990s. Beasters were smuggled across the Canadian border in bulk by people walking large back-packs into the northern United States in the mid 1990s and into the early 2000s. The name (Beasters) is referring to the B.C. part of the pronunciation while at the same time providing an origin location of the strain. Beasters are truly unmistakable as they only come in one unique form that is obvious due to the pronounced amount of red and orange pistils/hairs that the (Beasters) strain contains. Beasters or (Beaster Nuggets) were mass-produced in large warehouse grow operations in British Columbia Canada in the 1990s. Beasters are a very "low quality" strain with a max THC content of only 12%.

Flavor Profile: Sweet burnt/melted plastic

Smell: Scent is of freshly picked fruit with a hint of oranges

1990s Beasters Price: $50 an 8th $100 a quarter

The (Beaster) (Beasters) or (Beaster Nuggets) Beaster Strain of marijuana holds the worlds record for being the weakest kind bud variety from the 1990s.

by Pro-Circa Pretendies February 23, 2026