When you take home two typical Bonduel heavies from Club 117 and engage in some heavy lifting. The next morning you wake up in your trailer with the two behemoths on either side, trapping you in their girth, thus creating the bear trap. You would chew off any body part to get out of there. The chicken grease makes it extra difficult to leave.
Billy Bob: "You sure were drunk last night Josh"
Josh: "I know. I ended up in a Bonduel Beartrap with Peggy and Roberta"
Billy Bob: "So that's what happened to your arm."
Josh: "I know. I ended up in a Bonduel Beartrap with Peggy and Roberta"
Billy Bob: "So that's what happened to your arm."
by Harvey Hilltopper April 2, 2009
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element of bear
element of retard
noun
1 generic name for foolish or disturbed forum poster suffering from delusions of granduer and bouts of paranoid fantasy
2 common zooological name for swamp dwelling troll
3 narcissistic forum creature more concerned with preservation of own self esteem than facts
4 common name for user who has been multi banned for being a self destructing moron
element of retard
noun
1 generic name for foolish or disturbed forum poster suffering from delusions of granduer and bouts of paranoid fantasy
2 common zooological name for swamp dwelling troll
3 narcissistic forum creature more concerned with preservation of own self esteem than facts
4 common name for user who has been multi banned for being a self destructing moron
by micks_folly March 25, 2009
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Translates as Water of Life.The Original Name given to that Golden nectar By the Celts Of Scotland also known as whisky never whiskey.
Translates as Water of Life.The Original Name given to that Golden nectar By the Celts Of Scotland also known as whisky never whiskey.
by aye yer maw April 26, 2006
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by IAmALittleGirl August 27, 2015
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May also be a Bulgarian shot putter.
May also be a Bulgarian shot putter.
For example, in mathematics:
*Hannah calls Big Berta for help on a question*
Big Bertha then bends over to help Hannah with her problem. Upon noticing this, Jack calls to Boris and says "Boris, Hannah wants you," causing the unsuspecting Boris to look in the direction of Big Bertha's arse in its entirety. This is then rounded off with the majority of the class shouting "Whaaaaaay!" accompanied with many "wanker" hand gestures, leaving Boris feeling extremely stupid and traumatised by his experience.
*Hannah calls Big Berta for help on a question*
Big Bertha then bends over to help Hannah with her problem. Upon noticing this, Jack calls to Boris and says "Boris, Hannah wants you," causing the unsuspecting Boris to look in the direction of Big Bertha's arse in its entirety. This is then rounded off with the majority of the class shouting "Whaaaaaay!" accompanied with many "wanker" hand gestures, leaving Boris feeling extremely stupid and traumatised by his experience.
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