bearding me out

Like getting wierded out, only by someone with a beard that makes you uncomfortable. (not the person, but mostly their beard).

Dude, you are like totally bearding me out. (this is said while staring directly at the beard).

by mathmagician February 9, 2008

Beardicide

The act of removing one's facial hair for those who consider it a separate entity. It's usually done for attention, or to impress members of the opposite gender.

Bro: Did you hear about Steve?
Bro 2: No man, what happened?
Bro: He totally committed beardicide.
Bro 2: No way! Why?
Bro: Lauraine called him a sloppy bastard.
Bro 2: What a total bitch, both of them.

by Neelands January 1, 2011

Barkini

Bikini (noun): a very brief two-piece swimsuit for women.

Bar (noun): a counter across which alcoholic drinks or refreshments are served.
Barkini (noun): a bikini worn (typically) at bars.

Oh wow that girl getting drinks is looking good her Barkini.

by Pseudonym0082 August 14, 2021

Free Bearding

The act of a guy not shaving his face. Similar to free balling for guys and free boobing for gals.

Josh: Dude, you look like you haven't shaved in a week. Are you growing a beard?

Alex: No dawg, just been doing a little "free bearding", while I've been on vacation.

by Chickypoo247 December 4, 2011

Bearditis

When a male refuses to shave his beard to too long of a time, resulting in a massive growth on the males face.

Signs of bearditis can include, but are not limited to:
-birds making shelter within your beard
-women being repulsed
-sudden urge to go chop down trees and wear flannel shirts
-face feeling heavy, droopy, may even eventually fall off
-green poop
-death (in extreme cases)

Cyndee-"Omg, I think Shane may have bearditis."
Ciara--"Yeah, me too. I heard some strange cheeping sounds coming from his beard yesterday."
Cyndee-"He better shave it soon. I feel repulsed."

by whoadreambig October 12, 2011

beardliness

(noun) Having or being defined by a matured or thick beard. Minor scruff does not qualify an individual for having beardliness.

Sam: Did you see Jack at the World Beard and Moustache Championships last year?

Max: Damn right, Jack had total beardliness. Glad he won!

by Groomez March 27, 2008

beardkin

A napkin for your beard

Alex: 'yo Sam, you got crumbs in your beard booooy!'

Sam: 'oh shit homes, I need me a beardkin!'

by Shampi69;) March 8, 2014