beardneck

n. bɪərd nɛk Little endian form of the word neckbeard.

The network administrator at your local community college is most likely a beardneck.

by Nerdz4Lyfee August 25, 2013

Beardfucker

A woman solely attracted to men with large, unkempt beards, the kind of which are mainly found on men who listen to indie folk rock.

"Jane is crushing so hard on that guy who works at the university bookstore, the one who looks like he's in Fleet Foxes. What a beardfucker."

by RobboNasty January 24, 2012

breadfuck

That person you have sex with because they are loaded.

"What dude? I have to screw her, she's my breadfuck."

by WordDr. July 1, 2005

barkfuck

v. Insistant, persistant, tenacious, high-volume verbalizations of a pomeranian.

n. The ususal preferred method for a pomeranian to accomplished her desired result IMMEDIATELY and without delay.

v. Sadie barkfucks me at my bedroom window until I let her back in after a nice 3AM shit. Pomeranian for "Hey jerk weasel! Get the fuck up and let me in RIGHT NOW!"

n. My dog barkfucks in English, Spansih, Chinese, Japanese, Portugese, and Maltese.

by crissikitty July 13, 2009

beanfuck

Exclamation of extreme distaste, used when a simeple "Fuck!" just would not do.

I hit my car with a bazooka!
Beanfuck!

by Tristan the Magnificent April 28, 2004

beardfull

A man with a large lush beard that is enjoying life and the things in life....but most importantly the comfort his beard brings him!

Beardy is feeling quite Beardfull today.

by Beardy! February 16, 2009

beastfuck

To have sexual intercourse with someone repugnant, usually in such a way as to avoid looking at them.

Tony: "Would you fuck her?"
Steve: "Hell no. She's a beast."
Tony: "Well, then beastfuck her."
Steve: ". . ."

by Big Steve June 30, 2004