An individual, male or female, who has an extremely hairy ass. So hairy that it's like a thick beard from the pubic region, through the taint and up to the top of the ass crack.
How was your hook up last night with the chick you met on Tinder? She was hot broooohhh till I got them panties off and found a bear's ass. Nasty braaaahh. Did you hit it? Hell yea. She's a little matted and knotted up today.
by Eaton Holgoode March 7, 2017
Get the Bear's Ass mug.When I stumbled outta my Silverado when I got home, the light wasn't on so it was darker than three feet up a black bear's ass.
by bigballer6969 March 18, 2009
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1. That ass bear stole my money! imma fuck him up!
2. TJ: Man, Josh is such an ass bear, he came onto me yesterday
Josh: WTF you say bitch?
TJ: what? when i say somethin? dont kill me....
Josh: thats what i thought ass bear
3:That ass bear scared the shit out of me... i was takin a shit, and it growled... and it was furry...
2. TJ: Man, Josh is such an ass bear, he came onto me yesterday
Josh: WTF you say bitch?
TJ: what? when i say somethin? dont kill me....
Josh: thats what i thought ass bear
3:That ass bear scared the shit out of me... i was takin a shit, and it growled... and it was furry...
by TJ and Josh make up a word February 16, 2010
Get the Ass Bear mug.A pejorative used by Iranian parents (specially Iranian fathers) to condescend their young sons (typically between 8 to 15 years old) that implies uselessness and lack of responsibility and mobility. It also insinuates a big physique (fat shaming of some sorts).
Even the most gallant and qualified young males are victimized in such fashion because there is no real judgment and assessment behind its utterance and merely arises when parents are frustrated and enraged due to other aspects of life which are totally irrelevant to the poor child.
In English it somewhat translates to "Big Ass Bear".
Even the most gallant and qualified young males are victimized in such fashion because there is no real judgment and assessment behind its utterance and merely arises when parents are frustrated and enraged due to other aspects of life which are totally irrelevant to the poor child.
In English it somewhat translates to "Big Ass Bear".
Mom: "Shall we buy Benyamin some Pofak on the way home?"
Dad: "I don't buy shit for this Kherse Gonde (Big Ass Bear). He better move out as soon or I'd beat his ass."
Dad: "I don't buy shit for this Kherse Gonde (Big Ass Bear). He better move out as soon or I'd beat his ass."
by BenTornado February 28, 2022
Get the Kherse Gonde (Big Ass Bear) mug.by laurence5150 February 22, 2009
Get the Bear assault mug.A person who is overly candid, but means to do no harm.
One who angers others with their views or opinions, but would never become violent or angry themselves.
Someone who is outspoken, but harmless.
One who angers others with their views or opinions, but would never become violent or angry themselves.
Someone who is outspoken, but harmless.
"John always makes people angry with his political views, but he is just a teddy bear asshole."
"beth comes across like a jerk, but she is really harmless...nothing but a teddy bear asshole.
"beth comes across like a jerk, but she is really harmless...nothing but a teddy bear asshole.
by Jambo Truthbomb July 25, 2011
Get the Teddy bear Asshole mug.A phrase meaning really powerful and fast, especially relating to old muscle cars, and only used by white dudes from Florida.
by ka-chan April 12, 2012
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