Thermonuclear Beanage

It's like a hydrogen bomb: You eat the normal beans first which causes the outer beanage (Bush's honey flavor) to create an uncontrolled flatulation reaction.

I just ate the second can of beans. OH GOD I CAN'T STOP THE THERMONUCLEAR BEANAGE FROM CREATING A HIGH PRESSURE ZONE IN MY INTESTINE THUS THRUSTING EJECTA OUT MY REAR QUADRANT!

by arecibo drake April 13, 2010

Vaginal Beastage

When a male rips apart and destroys the vagina, making it completely useless to all others.

The vaginal beastage of little Sally was so great the doctors could not help her.

by The Big Stuff April 25, 2010

Beanage

Too much beans to handle

“Dude, I got too much Beanage!”

by Player06Unknown February 27, 2020

bentage

Calculation for how many bents (b) something has in a bend (B) (bentage is bents per bend), only with things that are not made with the bend in mind. Uses the original thing as a reference to measure the peak bend of a segment by observing the displacement from the original reference. Bents are calculated from the peak bend compared against the original thing. Formula is b = o (original) + pB (peak bend)/B (bend).

"how much bentage does your phone have" - person 1
"idk like 6 bentage" - person 2

by Mr Bin October 4, 2023

beanage

Related to "cool beans" beanage is a word for something pretty darn cool.

"Yo mama is beanage my friend"

by Jamie December 22, 2004

beatage

a cigarette, or any other type of smokeable.

lemme get a beatage joe.

by jimmy fuxx November 8, 2003

beanage protrution

When you are wearing a beanie and don't smoosh it down, so it looks as though you are wearing a dick on your head.

Person 1: wow, look at that kid's beanie!

Person 2: yeah, major beanage protrution!

by lynnjusty December 16, 2013