Beanos

Beanos is the most powerful character in all of the imaginative world of Marvel. Have you ever heard of Galactus, the destroyer of worlds, who literally eats worlds for breakfast. Well Beanos can completely obliterate Galactus's entire family with the blink of an eye. You should be afraid, because Beanos may seem cute and harmless, but he is the most evil being to ever live.

Random Human On Street: What in the world? Awww it looks so cute. Who's your owner little buddy?
Beanos: How dare you asume someone owns me!
Random Human On Street: Ahhhh. You can speak? Get away from me! *starts running away*
Beanos: *looks at human running* You are pitiful! *blinks* (Random Human On Street running away disintegrates)
Beanos: This is my world! Everyone, Bow down to me!

by SkornflieBass December 2, 2019

Beacon

A bright shining individual that stands out among others. The know all be all end all for all things.

He is such a beacon in the community.

by u4icgroov March 10, 2009

Pork Beacon

Just like a UAV in COD a pork beacon is a homosexual radar often used to find,located and destroy other types of pork. It is often used in social gatherings to hunt out other pork pie eating mincers. When swimming a pork beacon resembles a floating turd that's been slightly discolored with a hint of blood.

Look at Jarrod the little pork beacon, what do you think he is hunting today ? bacon or sausage.. there must be a strong waft of poo & lube in the air today

by tomcat225 January 10, 2013

Bacon Beacon

The car, or cars that a person allows to go faster than them on a highway or interstate in order to draw out cops.

Passenger: Dude why are you letting this asshat pass you?

Driver: Don't worry, I'm just using them as a Bacon Beacon

by Lpowell13 November 7, 2013

Homing Beacon

The internal compass that guides the lost warrior home when he/she is too drunk to see straight. More often than not, the individual will have no recollection of how they got home.

Often the homing beacon will activate itself suddenly and without warning, however, it is usually preceded with several minutes worth of vacant staring and the sudden exit of the individual may be accompanied by some grunt or the phrase, 'i have to go'.

- The homing beacon, in an advanced person may also make you stop for food.

A: 'So what, I just stared at the floor, got up, said bye and left? Dude I don't remember sh*t from last night...'

B: 'Yeah man, I'm surprised you made it back OK, that's some homing beacon you got there.'

by funkiermunky January 27, 2012

beacon

1) An object, usually a light, that directs attention to a specific place or area.

2) How idiots spell "bacon".

You can't miss the airport, just keep an eye out for the beacons. They're there for a reason.

My wife left me a note on how to make that omelette. I need eggs, cheese, green papers, diced ham and something called beacon.

by SuperMcBlah September 14, 2009

Beacon Falls, Ct

A very tiny little town. There is a mixture of truck driving fuckboys and good people. There is at least 400 volunteer fireman. With only 1 gas station in town they mark up everything 73%.

Most bros here are fake urban cowboys who have never even fucked their cousin let alone road a horse.

All in all being that it's such a small town you know that inbreeding is almost impossible to avoid. Give it 100 years or so and this entire town will become filled with melon heads.

Fuck no im not getting gas here it's beacon falls, ct prices.

by KennyMagna April 18, 2016