winter beaching

an activity relating to the fine art of relaxing, being the acts of lazing on a rug whilst listening to mix cds and drinking coffee, not necessarily in winter but preferably taking place at a secluded beach

let's go winter beaching next week

by linda April 14, 2005

Beaching One

The act of sitting on the toliet backwards,facing the tank and taking a crap. The fecal material will be deposited in the bowl, above the water line, resulting in a very aromatic deposit. Secondly, when flushed, the water from the bowl will not be in the proper alignment to wash the offending turd into the drain, leaving it to dry and stain the bowl until some poor bastard has to physically remove it.

The boss pissed me off this morning, so I decided that beaching one in the executive washroom just prior to his morning movement was the perfect revenge.

by rockman08 August 29, 2006

beaching it

1. Going to the beach.
2. Past tense would be 'beached it'.
3. Future tense would be 'beach it'.

What are you doing right now?
I am Beaching in with the guys down at PB.

What did you do yesterday?
I beached it with the guys down at PB.

What are you doing tomorrow?
I am going to beach it with the guys at PB.

by Border Brother September 8, 2005

beaching

when you lay around and act blatantly, and obnoxiously lazy, in reference to a beached whale, often done on sunday during NFL football, or through a hangover, most serious beachers will fill a cooler with their favorite beverage and snacks and put it next to them so they dont have to get up, while beaching you are "beached", beaching is to beach

"Work sucks, I cant wait to go home and beach."
"I'm beaching."
"I beached for like, 3 hours after thanksgiving dinner."
" I went home, smoked a joint, put in a movie and beached."

by briandisco March 2, 2008

Beaching The Dinghy

When a man's penis comes out accidently during the middle of sex.

He was so small he kept beaching the dinghy.

by Natterbot June 28, 2023

beaching it

To covince a fat girl to have sex with you. Derived from the idea that she is a fat whale and you have "landed" or "beached" her.

"See that fat chick on the end of the bar? If I have another two shots I'm going to end up beaching it."

by David Jones September 24, 2005

beaching

Sitting on the beach soaking up the sun. Preferably while surrounded by the opposite sex.

Hannah: I'm going to Florida for vacation.
Joe: Oh, do you want to go beaching?
Hannah: Sure.

by joemamma1024 March 15, 2014