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batwing shuffle

-noun. A specific clumsy walk, performed by adult males, that is meant to release his sweaty balls from sticking to the inside of his thighs. This behavior is usually observed right after a man steps out of his truck after a long drive.
Oh man, my balls are sweaty today. I wonder if anyone in this shopping center parking lot notices me doing the batwing shuffle. It worked! That feels good.....
by cdarucci July 10, 2011
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Dueling Batwings

I Walked in on these lesbians dueling batwings, it was the time of my life.
by brenten kelly January 17, 2008
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batwings

when your sack sticks to both legs
"damn i have major batwings right now"
"batwings release!"
by anonymous February 12, 2004
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Norwegian Bratwurst

Norwegian Bratwurst is a term used in response to the presentation of any other term that one may be unfamiliar with. It may be used as an escape mechanism from a situation/question that tests one's knowledge of Urban Dictionary terms, or just a joke on a friend to test their honesty in being presented with an Urban Dictionary term.
An example of both applications is as follows:

Michael: Hey, Eloise, have you heard of a cream pie?
Eloise (with discomfiture): No, I have not. But have you heard of a Norwegian Bratwurst?
Michael (with false confidence): Yeah, that's disgusting!
Eloise: Moron! Norwegian bratwurst does not exist. I simply made it up in order to play you the fool.
by Clem&Daph December 26, 2010
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Batwinging

The act of peeling the loose scrotum sack from the inner thigh.
Girl: "Are you peeling your nuts from your leg?"
Boy: "No, I'm batwinging it"
by Emoi89 July 12, 2011
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Batwanger

Troll with a hole and a knob
I was fucked up one night and ended up cornholing a batwanger
by trollfaced batwanger July 15, 2003
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Beatwalking

To walk to the beat while listening to music via your earphones. Usually done to Rap beats, with your feet landing on the snare drum.
"Ah man, I was going to school and I was beatwalking to 2Pac"
by Kempo March 14, 2006
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