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Bazooka Wormhole

A geek obsession that results in countless lost hours exhausting every aspect of trivia related to the niche subject.

A compulsive preoccupation, at times against your will, with the minutiae of a particular topic within geek culture.
Danny receives an email from Hot Topic announcing a ”50% Off Clearance Items” sale. Danny examines Hot Topic web site and stumbles upon a “G.I. Joe Bazooka Jersey T-Shirt.” Danny suffers spaz attack and places order. Levels of spaz in blood stream remain high impelling Danny to:
1) excavate vintage Bazooka action figure
2) rewatch episode of G.I. Joe Resolute wherein Bazooka dies
3) youtube classic G.I. Joe episodes in which Bazooka appears
4) scour old Marvel G.I. Joe comics for inclusions of Bazooka
5) prepare blog entry about Bazooka

Friend to Danny: "You fell in a Bazooka Wormhole. What's it look like on the other side?"

The subject matter can vary greatly but the course of events is similar. A specific aspect of geek culture catches your fancy and before you know it you have exhausted every square centimeter of trivia related to this parent specimen. You do not stop for nourishment until you have achieved professorial status in that particular subject.
by CantinaDan January 19, 2010
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Bazooki'd

The first case of being Bazooki'd, originally said by remotelogin on 05/15/2023 at 1:10 AM, was when velentiums destiny 2 solo speedrun of the first contact mission, got absolutely shit on by 18 seconds, leaving velentium spiritually, mentally, and physically distraught. The term is properly used when a run is beaten by a large amount of time.
Dude your run just got bazooki'd on.
by velentium August 28, 2023
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Man Bazooka Juice

I squirted out some man bazooka juice three times playing that game.
by Latino Banana September 18, 2016
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Bazookaville

any town or city whose culture is centered around deadly weapons.
Los Angeles is my idea of Bazookaville, a place where you can buy your weapon of mass destruction and take out your prince of pain.
by William Dean A. Garner March 4, 2011
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Wattage Bazooka

The wattage bazooka refers to a monstrous amount of power delivered through the pedals of a bicycle for a duration of 5 minutes or greater. Often produced by the illustrious Tony Martin who fires wattage bazookas left, right and centre to hold off the entire chasing peloton. Sometimes confused with watt bomb, an important distinction is that the wattage bazooka is an extended period of huge, mind blowing power rather than a short, sharp explosion. It can therefore be thought to consist of many watt bombs spread over a period of time greater than 5 minutes.
"Did you see Peter Sagan drop a watt bomb on the final climb to win the world championships?" said Billy.

"My dear boy, that was no watt bomb! Sagan fired off the wattage bazooka for that victory!" responded James.
by hlfssw July 21, 2016
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bazoongas

The bazoongas is a slang term for an entire womans breasts, including the nipples and areola.

Bazoongas come in all sizes and shapes, and have variations. White women tend to have white bazoongas with pinkish nipples, while those of other backgrounds can have darker ones, and brownish nipples to almost black.

The bazoongas are very stimulating to many men, who fantasize about them, and can easily reach sexual excitement and even ejaculate through thinking of them, or touching, kissing or smelling them. Bazoongas function is also nurturing and providing milk for babies.
If you go to a nude beach, you will be able to view many bazoongas, even the white ones will be sun-tanned probably, but they will all be very prominently displayed.
by deevan again June 20, 2011
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bazooka bop

When one gets bopped in the head by a set of hooters, jugs, or large "bazookas". Can be both intentional or unintentional.
1) Cody got knocked the fuck out by Samantha's bazookas after teaching her how to play football.

2) Gordy was jumping on the trampoline with Miranda. She accidentally gave him the bazooka bop when her heavy hangers smacked him cold upside the head.

3) Latifa was pissed at Deshaun for smoking all her crystal. She gave him the ole' bazooka bop to the side of the face.
by jdrubadub August 28, 2010
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