Bauer

(Verb)

1. To stay awake for over 24 hours.

2. To improvise your way out of a seemingly impossible situation.

Verb named after "24" protagonist Jack Bauer, played by Kiefer Sutherland.

1. "I could take a two hour nap before work, but at this point I think I'll just have a coffee and Bauer it"

2. "I thought I was totally screwed, but at the last minute I figured it out- I totally Bauered my way to victory"

by MarcTheReaper May 9, 2014

bauer

being or the act of being a pussy

"Man I tried to ask that girl out but I Bauer'd out"
"I would go to that party but I'm a Bauer"

by syborg March 8, 2005

Bauer-Bauer Combo

In hockey when a player is a total bender and his helmet is of the Bauer brand attached with the ugly stock Bauer cage. most players, at least cool ones, get the Bauer helmet with a dope CCM or Itech cage, not the ugly grey Bauer one that makes u look like a total fag. So when you see a player that is a complete scrub and is wearing this combination, make sure you complement him on his nice Bauer-Bauer Combo.

"Hey Dave, nice Bauer-Bauer Combo faggot"

by JoeyDangles69 October 15, 2009

bauer

v. To seriously wreck someone's flow, especially in the style of Jack Bauer.

Darryl was having a nice day, but I had to bauer his ass when he stepped to my girl.

by Mickey February 23, 2005

Bauer

To shave your beard onto a womans vagina, then continue to eat her out and come out with your beard back in its place

yeah dud, brian totally bauered his girlfriend. what a melvin

by Major.e.rection December 20, 2007

Bauer

The most epic fails ever. Failing at everything. Failure.

wow man. that was a real bauer when you lost you bong.

You sure bauered that math test.

by JIMMY CRAX CORN March 25, 2009

Bauer

The act of giving oral sex to a male. Derived from the sounds of oral sex on the penis.

My friend John paid $50 to Sue for some bauer.

by demonspeed February 27, 2009