Turkish Battleship 

Something that doesn't exist or something that should not exist. Example:

"Hey, where can I find a super car that costs less than £15,000?"
"Well, you can find it on the deck of a Turkish Battleship."

Turkish Battleship by Thriko Thrikoian June 11, 2018

battleshit

a game where 2 or more people have a contest of who can make the most smelliest most disgusting, loudest shit. One person goes and then the next and if it is better then the first persons' battleshit sinks.

battleshit can only be played in public bathroom.

battleshit by bizi0tch.xX March 27, 2005

battleshits 

When two guys / girls enter bathroom stalls and commence battle to see who can shit the loudest. First used during the movie 'Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle'

"Hey Clarissa, do you want to play battleshits?"

battleshits by monty554 May 27, 2015

Screen Door On A Battleship 

the wrong way that biff tannen from back to the future says it, the right way is a screen door on a submarine

Biff Tannen: That's about as funny as a screen door on a battleship

Marty Mcfly: It's screen door on a submarine you dork

Screen Door On A Battleship by lasalle bro October 6, 2010

Play Battleship 

An internationally recognized word for sex.

Barney: You invited me up to your apartment to play Battleship! Isn't that an internationally recognized word for sex?

Play Battleship by OhmyGoshitsMe! August 6, 2009

Pocket Battleship 

1.) Any German warship built between the mid 1920s and late 1930s.

2.) A reference to an extremely squat yet powerfully stacked individual. A short fat person or someone who is wider than they are tall. Can also be an individual who works out excessively so they look too built for their size.

Webbo: Fuck me, did you see that bird walk past then - she was a fridge!
Baggers: yeah, she was a proper pocket battleship.

Pocket Battleship by Baggers80 August 23, 2010

you sunk my battleship

What a player yells after getting their ass bombed in the popular 80s boardgame "Battleship."
This was a game with opposing players holding a fleet of ships on a grid. Each turn one player would call out a coordinate to the other player. If there was a hit on a vessel, the player would mark it with a red peg, once the vessel's holes were filled (some had 2, some has as many as 5) the ship was considered destroyed and sunk. This continued unitl one player's fleet was destroyed.
Fun!

The first definition was put in by some dumbass who had never heard of the completely awesome and totally fun fun game Battleship... what a dumbass.

you sunk my battleship by Not the other dumbass January 21, 2004