battleship

(n.) A female who is currently in a relationship and goes out to a venue known primarily for single people where she is simply there to sink your pride, your wallet, and your time.
As the night went on, I found out that cute girl I was talking to was a battleship. Man, I was sunk.
by ThatsRicci August 21, 2007
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"What took you so long in there?"
"I crapped a little and then played battleship."
"Any luck?"
"Yeah, i sank my aircraft carrier."
by sturdiboy March 05, 2008
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Battleship

A heavily armored ship used in WW1/WW2-era and had over 12-inch Weaponry.

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by Gomazi the robot May 07, 2022
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Battleship

(v.) To vomit and defecate simultaneously, or near-simultaneously, as is often seen with food poisoning. So called because real life battleships often fire guns from both ends or both sides.
After I ate that bad Chinese food, I was battleshipping like a fiend for most of the next day.
by Inox March 16, 2004
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Battleship

A game universally known as a metaphor for sex.
"Come up to my apartment and let's play battleship."
by FitzgeraldsClara December 23, 2008
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Battleship

It's what I just sank.
by Hijikata August 30, 2014
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Battleship

A) A horizontally significant woman.
B) A female who is wider than she is tall.
C) Female weighing in at +250lbs.
Thats not a girlfriend, bud... Thats a Battleship!
by J1012 November 25, 2010
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